Hi and welcome to our magical land!
You will see many wondrous things here, dragons, wizards, Demi-gods and Demons, battles across multiple worlds! You will even see clever folk who can make magic work like a machine call Artificers!
But there is no doubt that the most amazing and surprising aspect of our world that you will encounter is our brotherhood of Assassination!
Not for us, is the killer who stalks his target in stealth and silence, sneaking up to catch them unaware to deliver that fatal blow never seen coming.... OH NO! Not here, that is just not on!
No, no! not here! no because here our one touch Assassins sing! and dance! for there targets first! before killing them! heck they may even slap their target first or knock him over! only then when they are singing, dancing, slapping, slamming and making a all around spectacle of them selves will they reach out and kill their foe with one shot!! that's right, no stealth or sneaking, no surprise just a great show and a one touch kill!!! how great is that?
Bet you don't have anything like that in Greyhawk do you???
What's even better? well for another thing our "Assassins" don't have to shift between stances or any of that rubbish, they just run along and singing and slaying! what is even better is that they don't even have to prep their target! if someone else happens to trip or stun the foe our super duper musical "Assassins" can just kill them with one touch while running by!! how amaaaaaazing is that?
But wait! there's more! Not only can our musical "assassins" do that, they are also Killer snipers and superior to shadowdancers as well! how great is that?
Don't believe me? well look at this! if they come upon a prepped targets they can kill with one shot from range if they want to train that way! and guess what? if they line up a few mobs that they sang for previously they can kill multiple mobs instantly with one throw!! even 4 or 5 with planning! Show us some stupid old style Assassin from D&D that can do that right!? How cool!!
And the best part!!! all our singing Assassins have higher DC's then the boring old Assassins, much much higher!
See here in our world the Singing Assassins base their Assassination DC on a skill score, while the old fashion Assassins base theirs on level and attribute! which creates a incredibly lower DC number!! neat huh?
What is really great is that the Gods of our land here, the mighty mighty Turbine have decided to leave it that way even though they are changing the old Assassin tree, cool eh? They decided that only our Singing Assassins (Bards) will get a skill based DC, which can be elevated to DC scores so high that they are impossible for the attributes style of the non-singing assassin to achieve, twice as high in many cases! twice!!! how cool!
So even though some people prayed to the mighty Turbine to make it consistent and use a skill based DC for the non-singing assassins as well, nothing is going to change!!! yippee!!!!
So the land of DDO will still have the best Assassins in all the worlds, and they are called Bards!!
Our Superduper Singing Assassins will continue to dominate the instakill while still being able to heal, cast, buff, and use more UMD!!! how cool eh!!!
So the rest of those worlds can keep their boring silent sneaky assassins, who have to prep to do a kill shot that has a DC score that is only half of what our Singing Assassins can achieve. Because DDO land is the world of the Singing Assassins!! Bards!!