Captain's Crew is Recruiting!

[Tesrali]

Captain's Crew is looking to add more active players to our roster.

Who are we?
- We are a known end game guild of mature players (and Drakal).
- We have social aspects to the guild but the main purpose to to run end game content, while this isn't as much of a challenge it once was, this is still our main focus.
- Our secondary focus is being drama free, if you are an "in your face elitist" or some such, there are better guilds for you. We maintain a casual and friendly banter with one another with the occasional pork death.
- We are looking to make the game fun. This sometimes means taking a less than perfect group to a difficult raid or taking the fewest people possible to try and complete the toughest content.
- You must have a sense of humor. We are a guild that enjoys a good joke and if you have thin skin please do not apply.

What are we looking for?
- We're looking for people who've outgrown their guilds and want something more.
- We're looking for people who want to and are capable of running EEs/raids/etc. This normally means at least one toon with multiple past lives and epic past lives.
- We're looking for people willing to hjeal Teh_Troll. (CC claims no affiliation to Teh_Troll nor any minions of his/hers)
- We're looking for active players (This means you are on questing several times per week)

What we're NOT looking for:
- We are NOT looking for new players. We are an end game guild and want people who are ready for this level.
- We are English-speaking and mostly in Eastern Time. We don't mind humorous accents but you have to be able to understand raid instructions.
- We're not looking for ultra-hardcore-sociopaths-jerks. We have that quota filled already. Drama is not welcome.
- We're not looking for halflings. Or to quote Grailhawk "All halflings must DIE!!"


If interested you can contact me in game. I am normally on one of the following toons:
Tesrali
Tesril
Holybeast

[MonadRebelion]

Who are we?
- We are a known end game guild of mature players (and Drakal).

Is Drak like the idiot cousin who makes it necessary for everyone else to be mature in order to maintain harmony?

[GnPeez]

Is Drak like the idiot cousin who makes it necessary for everyone else to be mature in order to maintain harmony?

He's our Cousin Eddie. But he prefers moose.

[MadCookieQueen]

- We are a known end game guild of mature players (and Drakal).

For the new people...can you define what exactly "end game" is and where do we find it?


Thanks!



(oh and fyi...I really recommend this guild for anyone who applauds dirty jokes, can handle griefing in the name of comedy and doesn't mind fun harassment meant to make others laugh)

[Eth]

Gratz Tes, you almost managed to post in the correct sub-forum.

[Tesrali]

lol

[R1ncewind]

Will do
is enough if i use the Eternal Wand of Cure Minor Wounds to cure teh_troll?

[Llewndyn]

Does this mean if you are a wizard you are required to bring flesh to stone to Mark of Death?
Is there a special status for the hallowed bardcherarti?
I have this paladin/rogue/ranger mix that uses sickles... ?
By "running EE/end game content" does that imply successfully? I can RUN them all day.
As for past lives, if I bought all of them does that mean I can automatically be made an officer?
Accents: I'm from the Midwest but I feel like I do a very good Japanese-Australian accent. Can I try that out and maybe just be named as an inspiration to your guild? It usually sounds like Mr. Garrison from South Park but I'm still convinced it's dead on.


I'm actually quite happy with my guild currently because they ignore my off color jokes and references to obscure comedy movies, just wanting clarification as some people may be on the fence about where you stand on a subject. I would also assume I'm on most of your squelch lists, so that would make things awkward. That being said, I can note to any newer players that the vast majority of my runs with CC have been positive experiences and I felt obligated to keep my insults to a minimum mostly because they were busy carrying my soul stone, so take that for what it's worth.

[Connman]

Look it's like this. These guys keep putting up LFM's, and for some *your favorite expletive* reason I keep clicking them.

So, if you are putzing around, last guy through the door, and are going to get all bent out of shape because you find yourself taking a nice refreshing swim. You may, just may want to look elsewhere. On the other hand, if you are the kind of person that thinks that kind of thing is funny, Please Consider this guild, I like to keep track of guys like you.

In my defense, "I was off destiny!" (It's the new "Laggin Bro")

[Daerius of the Blessed Blades]

In my defense, "I was off destiny!" (It's the new "Laggin Bro")

Very nice. I've also heard "I haven't gotten my good gear from out of my TR bank, yet". And I may or may not have been the one to have said that...

[Grailhawk]

Teh_Tr . . . I mean . . . CC is still looking for more minions . . . I mean . . . members. We've added quite a few recently, including some halfling sacrifices, but the more the merrier.

Though this game isn't as populous as it used to be but CC still manages to run groups and end game raids. We run EE MOD/DW/TP about 10 times a week as well as nearly everything else.

We are mostly eastern and central US so stuff does revolve around that time zone. We don't take stuff too seriously but we get things done.

Looking for people who may have outgrown the starter-guilds or who's previous guild has dwindled to the point that you can't fill a group anymore. We are not looking for brand new players.

Please contact us in game if you're interested.

[Taps]

Teh_Tr . . . I mean . . . CC is still looking for more minions . . . I mean . . . members. We've added quite a few recently, including some halfling sacrifices, but the more the merrier.

Though this game isn't as populous as it used to be but CC still manages to run groups and end game raids. We run EE MOD/DW/TP about 10 times a week as well as nearly everything else.

We are mostly eastern and central US so stuff does revolve around that time zone. We don't take stuff too seriously but we get things done.

Looking for people who may have outgrown the starter-guilds or who's previous guild has dwindled to the point that you can't fill a group anymore. We are not looking for brand new players.

Please contact us in game if you're interested.

Bump for squealing cats & munts

[Nezro]

Teh_Tr . . . I mean . . . CC is still looking for more minions . . . I mean . . . members. We've added quite a few recently, including some halfling sacrifices, but the more the merrier.

Though this game isn't as populous as it used to be but CC still manages to run groups and end game raids. We run EE MOD/DW/TP about 10 times a week as well as nearly everything else.

We are mostly eastern and central US so stuff does revolve around that time zone. We don't take stuff too seriously but we get things done.

Looking for people who may have outgrown the starter-guilds or who's previous guild has dwindled to the point that you can't fill a group anymore. We are not looking for brand new players.

Please contact us in game if you're interested.

Best guild in G-land!

[MonadRebelion]

Noob guild in G-land!

ftfy

Most people don't know this, but Solipsists United is the best guild on G-land, or any server for that matter.

[Ape_Man]

ftfy

Most people don't know this, but Solipsists United is the best guild on G-land, or any server for that matter.

Can that guild fill a solo quest?

[Paddyofurniture]

ftfy

Most people don't know this, but Solipsists United is the best guild on G-land, or any server for that matter.

Most people probably know that Solipsists United have Anal Cranial Inversion

[MonadRebelion]

your mom and I stopped making those movies a long time ago, but I'm glad they're still popular. :P