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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 117 is now available!



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    Default If I could hire Elminster for one day

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    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 Turbine Points! We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern (-5 GMT) on Friday, November 14th. Good luck!
    If I have the means to hire Elminster to work for me for one day, I would:

    1. Use his magic power to rewrite all the DDO monster and hireling code. Its all magic for a level 33 Archmage, should be easy for him, no?
    2. Use his magic brain to think for an idea how to make DDO2 and make it compatible with mobile devices like iPad Air.
    3. Ask him to artifice a crystal ball for me so that I know what is the best stock to invest in 2015 to make $$$. I have no need for shards.
    4. Ask him what the best character build will be in 2015.
    5. Ask him to use his crystal ball to forecast how long of a shelf live does DDO have remaining.

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    If you could hire Elminster for a day, what would you have him do?

    I would tell him to be quiet, not say a single word the entire day.

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    Default DDO Chronicle comment 117

    I'd have Elminster do all the chores around the house. Then solve world hunger & world peace.

    Are the High Lords of Malkier on Sarlona Wheel of Time fans? If so they should check out my thread here(and so should anyone else who is a WoT fan!):

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    I'd have him make me a sandwich.




    So why do we only get 1 winner a week on the forums but twitter gives away like 10 codes a week apparently?

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    I'd have him make Malicia fall in love with me

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    I'd have Elminster do all the chores around the house. Then solve world hunger & world peace.

    Are the High Lords of Malkier on Sarlona Wheel of Time fans? If so they should check out my thread here(and so should anyone else who is a WoT fan!):

    https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea...n-**SPOILERS**

    Hope everyone enjoy's their weekends! Hooray! :P! ! !
    Our guild founder is a WoT fan and that's about the extent of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachomammashouse View Post
    I'd have him make Malicia fall in love with me



    Our guild founder is a WoT fan and that's about the extent of it
    Cool! Consider getting them to swing by my linked thread I put in Off-Topic there, if they get the chance! !

    Grats on the Chronicle mention! :P! ! !
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    Hire him to do the quests of various NPCs of Stormreach while I take a break from saving Eberron once in a while.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    I'd have him shave the beard and start a 'stache for Movember.

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    Default Poor Elminster

    I'm torn between hiring him to be my butler or bridge partner.

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    I'd have him approach dozens of random adventurers, so that he can set them on a fake quest whilst declining to offer any actual aid.

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    Default If you could hire Elminster for a day, what would you have him do?

    What he does best of course, PIKE!

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    I'd have him actually do *something* for once.
    I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, now what's it is weird and scary to me.

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    i would make him run all of the demon web quests instead of piking!

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    I would have him craft me my ultimate caster staff.
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    That tears it. I need to get a donkey.
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    Default If you could hire Elminster for a day, what would you have him do?

    I'd have him protect Coyle.

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    I'd teach him that he can cast more than the cantrips he does in Eveningstar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vulkoorex View Post
    I'd have him protect Coyle.
    Nah, I'd just have him kill the dude outright.

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    Grant me three wishes.
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    Default If you could hire Elminster for a day, what would you have him do?

    Nothing. I never liked that campaign setting nor Gandalfster. The funds would go towards something useful.

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