The DDO Chronicle: Issue 116 is now available!

[Vulkoorex]

Tokens of the Twelve (cookies).
"They taste like burning."

[Alternative]

eye candy, taste of disappointment

[Neomarica]

The candy is made from awakened gelatinous cubes and it tastes like brains. Very popular among mind flayers.

[Gedov]

Candied Kobold Toes - they should taste the way a porcupine feels

[Faderus]

It's called "Fumunda's Lamentable Delicacies".

Its an exotic black hard candy that has a taste and look similar to black licorice but with a hint of garlic. The Twelve make it from the scrapings from under the toenails of all those Devil's that are slain out in Shavarath. That's why you have to go through the Twelve to get out there. They have a monopoly and the Yugoloth's don't even know what hit them. Which is the lamentable part. Kind of the Twelve's secret joke.

[rfachini]

The Everlasting Mob Stopper: It casts a permanent Shield spell on the consumer. It tastes like rainbows.

[RD2play]

The Twelve (layered) Yaw-breaker, Now with one secret flavour !,

Can you guess what it is?

Submit your answer to your local Twelve patron for a chance to win great prices ! ! !

[Saekee]

The Yugoloth approached the Twelve with some remnants of 'failed potions.' They tasted rather sweet with a slightly spicy touch to them (basically a mix of cayenne, honey, some oats, and various compounds known only to the Yugoloth).

Upon tasting them, one realizes that all those special Yugoloth potions do not actually do anything--a placebo effect; one just believes that their stats are higher etc. So sad.

[Saekee]

A halfling, celebrating his 10yr anniversary of freedom from The Twelve captivity, finally decides to order some of the candy that his ex-jailors fed him. Upon tasting them, he kills himself, realizing then where his friends had ended up.

[Ganak]

All we are saying...is give dwarves a chance.

[Tyrande]

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When experimenting a new spell "Power Word: Stunning Dance" by the Beholder Researcher Artunos of the Third Eye, he inadvertently used an ingredient of the spell to experiment on Kobold Shamans. In order to mass produce the ingredient quickly, he gave it to the 12 tavern keeper. The tavern keeper roasted it with the volcanic ashes of the Twelve and coated it with brown sugar, cinnamon, honey and Macademia Nuts, and a favor of roasted kobold legs. Artunos then took the refined product, and experimented on the spell. Since beholders are so much rarer than kobold shamans and kobold shamans have the dexterity to climb walls, Artunos headed to the sewers of the 12 alone instead of the plane of Xoriat. He was so successfully stunning and dancing the kobold shamans that they were Yakking, "Yak, Yak!, lego and jumbo: me jump for candy!"

[nibel]

I don't know the name, but it was delicious.

What do you mean, "may contain Vine Horror parts"?

[Bird]

Some say it's just a forest. Good luck with that.
I won't fly there. That prison on the branch looks like bird catcher to me. So, nty.

[doubledge]

The candy was delicious. The magical feedback that threw me across the twelve when it bit into it was not. Still, I didn't land in the lava, so 9/10.
I understand immense magical powers are great, but they really need to stop using it for EVERYTHING.

[???]

Tastes like dragonmark soup made with pure magic instead of water.

[Jango-EX]

Beholderling - All eyes on your candybar! Disintegrates in your mouth... or your mouth, effects may vary.

[alancarp]

It's a new form of the token of the twelve which tastes absolutely awful, and messes with your entire digestive system... leading many to request: "please pass your tokens."

[LevelJ]

Puzzling Candy: You can never describe its flavor, because every time you try to, it changes.

Utilizes Transmutation Magic

Appearance: Pear-shaped

Current bugs...it seems there exist some undiscovered flavors in the world that are fatal to certain races or have undesired effects. Examples include sober dwarves, overweight elves, and dead half-orcs. The twelve is currently working to isolate (with great difficulty) these flavors and eliminate them.

-Jayron

[DakFrost]

Soylent Greensteel - It tastes like people.

[Holybird]

Dunno what it is like(hey spying those things is a crime!) but I can tell you that it tastes like Bacon+Maple Syrup+Dragon Egg+little bit of Gnome............ Oh wait what?