Issue 101 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[Gedov]

I could tell you what my first assignment is, but then I'd have to kill you.

[Earthbound Misfit]

Learn to play the harp

[cdbd3rd]

You are asked to join the Harpers. What is your first assignment?

Pastry acquisitioner.
So often we get places not for what we know, but WHO we know.



(...and thanks for the link to the Gathering thread, Jerry.)

[issalar]

I would need to grab some bard levels or just learn how to be a good bard. Then well if your an adventurer you will find out soon enough.

[Runerock]

steal something!

[LeoLionxxx]

Don the Red Shirt of Vulnerability and guard a Nether Scroll piece.

[fangblackhawk]

shaken not stirred,

[The_Human_Cypher]

Infiltrate the Sierra Club.

[ForgettableNPC]

I figure being used as an errand boy of some sort to get them a box of donuts or something.

Oh, wait, this is Forgotten Realms, so...get them a box of Tasty Ham?

[desertbuttons]

Since I'm new, they're having me clean out the griffon stables...not too happy about it...

[Vooduspyce]

To find... a shrubbery!! One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

[Dawnsblood]

to Harper University. I need classes in meddling, playing a harp and getting others to do my dirty work. I'm not particularly good at either.

[Cauthey_No_CCInfo]

Break the Harper pin.

[Skunk_City]

"You're a crafter, right? See what you can do with this broken pin, won't you? .. damned thing keeps poking me.."

[dunklezhan]

You open the letter that was shoved under your door

Hail!

We grow concerned that the activities of a certain senior harper have become detrimental to the public image of the group. It is becoming harder to recruit deniable assets for tasks, focus group feedback indicates a lack of trust over fair access to intellectual property rights and titles awarded as a result of completing missions for the purposes of what are commonly referred to as "bragging rights". The phrase used to describe this harper is " fame hungry old giffer" but strangely none seem willing to name the culprit specifically. The explanation for this is usually a muttered excuse about "phenomenal cosmic power" or some such. We have concluded that the one responsible is therefore elminster or an over cheerful manic genie. You are tasked with gathering evidence and determining which of these two options is correct.

This message will be destroyed by elf snipers in 30 seconds.

PS. If its elminster, just keep it to yourself. He has phenomenal cosmic power you know.

[Dandonk]

My first assignment is twofold: a two week course in the "proper deferential behaviour" when high ranking members come along and steal all the glory at the last moment after I've done all the work. With another two week course later in staying awake while old senile members talk (and talk and talk and talk and ...) before letting me do my mission.

[Grandern_Marn]

Clean the Harper toilets.

[Ebergar]

To play a harp.

[Ebondevil]

Search for the ripped up pieces of a Nether Scroll before the Netherese can recover them

[sebastianosmith]