Joke Weapon #6: Poultry Effigy of Elasticity

[ForgettableNPC]

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Full list of Joke Weapons so far found here: ForgettableNPC's List of Joke Weapons

No interesting anecdote here this time, nope.

Name: Poultry Effigy of Elasticity

Weapon Type: Club
Damage: (0-0) 1 - 1 Bludgeon

Critical Roll: (0-0) 20 / x2

Attack Mod: STR+
Damage Mod: STR+

Durability: 100
Material: Flesh
Hardness: 1

Enchantments:

-1: This weapon is less well-made than normal, giving a -1 Penalty to Attack and Damage Rolls.

Squawk!: This weapon will make funny, squeaky sounds resembling that of a chicken every time it hits an enemy. It is very loud.


Description: It's an effigy of a certain poultry bird made with highly elastic materials. It is said that individuals of another plane are said to use these artifacts of great power for mere comedic routines, usually involving the pulling of the effigy out of the undergarments of a colorfully-dressed individual who is garbed in unnecessarily large footwear, preposterous hair, copious amounts of makeup, and a ridiculous-looking red nose.

(If you couldn't tell by this point, it's a rubber chicken)

[Saekee]

(If you couldn't tell by this point, it's a rubber chicken)

So I do not get banned and remain forever with 'Neutral' (or worse) rep, I will not say what I thought it was, so thanks for the clarification!

add:
Deception (This weapon is hard to focus upon and thus provides a +3 enhancement bonus to Bluff checks. In addition, Deception weapons have a chance to envelop the target in darkness, making them vulnerable to sneak attacks for a short time. Sneak attacks, however, have a 50% chance to do no damage since the target location ends up being the backside of the opponent...)
Bewildering: Targets of this weapon can feel their willpower slipping away. They lose -1 Wisdom on a successful attack.
Immunity to Fear: Just wielding this weapon makes all fear disappear. This is a non-magical enhancement.
Enhanced Ki (Monks DO become uncentered when they use it UNLESS they have the capstone of Mystic)
Good Luck +0
Knee Cracker: On Hit: 1% Chance to slow 2% (No Save) for 5 sec (non-bosses only). HIdden Effect: Weapon sometimes bounces back and hits wielder, slow 2%

[ForgettableNPC]

So I do not get banned and remain forever with 'Neutral' (or worse) rep, I will not say what I thought it was, so thanks for the clarification!

I don't feel like I want to know what you were thinking about.

Good thing I put in that clarification, then.