Kobold Minion Union Rulebook update time?

[Saekee]

Security (adventurers), what would you add/change? Kobold representatives?
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[Failedlegend]

19. Kobolds must be a Player race so they have proper representation amongst the controlling races

[Saekee]

amend:
2. . . .unless attacked; fleeing to unknown locations advised.
11. add: 19. Workers who use extra barrels recieve promotional fresh rat.
17--delete


add:
19.
20. Foreman does not haul crystals. Any communist revolts against Foreman will result in the permanent extradition of said workers. . .until we all unite around the world.
21. If workers do not like security, they should pretend to not understand how to follow torches, such as around certain corners, mounds, etc.
22. Workers may use healing torches only for healing, not those 'other purposes'
23. If security halts due to control communication (lag), workers may replace themselves with soul stones.
24. Silence must be observed at all times by workers, unless worker feels some minor comment is appropriate to aid in production.
25. Security is hereby absolved about all past misdeeds to kobolds until after the crystal run. See #21 for other options.

ok need some crazy ideas to post here thx in advance

[droid327]

Yeah I really wish they'd enforce rule #2 a little better...