What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Yaga_Nub]

Utch gaarak! Yagga!

Loosely translated from the troll it means, "Oh S**T! It's Yaga!

[The_Human_Cypher]

"What is this? Why am I here? I should be on Shavarath!"

"Trust in The Shroud."

[Aeryyn]

"What is this? I should be on Shavarath!"

"Trust in The Shroud."

I clicked on Mistress Orphne while one of my teammates was talking to her. I got this response:

"Mistress Orphne is being used."

[The_Human_Cypher]

I clicked on Mistress Orphne while one of my teammates was talking to her. I got this response:

"Mistress Orphne is being used."

And used well.

[byzantinebob]

"You drank those beholders under the table!"

Because how many times does that come up?

[FranOhmsford]

I used to love the DM's voiceover in Garl's Tomb.

But dear Lord what have you gone and done Turbine?

The New Voiceover is so overwrought it's irritating to the ears!

Why did you do this?

Why?


"Dawg! You will never see the Sun again!"

[The_Human_Cypher]

"By the Spider Queen, I'll make you pay for that!"

[JOTMON]

Diplomatic Impunity:

"The cavern ahead reeks of feline occupation."

[Zitaloc]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up

Finally someone who agrees with me on this =)
Favorite best worst voice acting =)

[salmag]

"Destroy them, my lieutenants!"

[ivstuntman]

(Say): Dom says, 'Slam, you know what to do!'
(Say): Slam says, 'Wub wub.'

[Lanadazia]

isn't it 'She's'?

Fred about Nurse Ratchet in the Sane Asylum

Great line.

for all those great Kobold zingers:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/
http://takzu.com/forums/index.php?topic=1040.0


Muhahahahah!

most of these lines arent in use, as far as i know
why not? they're good and fun!


EDIT:
anyone knows if there is a file order for dm text? or online somewhere?
i want the threnal line 'there is a firereaver in the library'

[harry-pancreas]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up

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[harry-pancreas]

"blow em up! blow em uuuuuuuuuup!" - undermine

"you are more pesky than a kobold" - prey on the hunter

"trust in the shroud" - er, the shroud.

anything lolth says in the demonweb. Awesome actress.

[Vint]

"Welcome Traveler" Wiz king

[Varinon]

"Oh no, the sahuagin found me!" - Lars Heyton (At least before they changed it so I couldn't make him say it 100 times a quest)
"Yoink!" - Kobold
"Jacoby Drexelhand stands before you! Not alive, but not quite dead." - DM, Necromancer's Doom
"The Quori Sc- The Quori- The Quori screeches an- The Quori screeches and th- The Quor-" - DM, Prison of the Planes

Least favorite line:
"Elder Beholder's Disintegrate hits you for..."

[Zurrander]

“Yaryarr shouts ‘I will kill you, kill you all!’ as he falls, effectively calling his own bluff.” - Irestone Inlet

[stoerm]

"Help! Help! Ugly ones coming!" - Kobold shaman in Butcher's Path
"Not again!" - undead dying words
"Almost done! Not much longer!" - Giant seer in Madstone Crater
"Much, much bigger!" - and about every line from Delirium and Acute Delirium

[Rogoth]

Zombie pirate says "boo". - The Black Loch

[TheLegendOfAra]

Pretty much anything from MOTU. The drow(FR) are hands down my favorite race, and in game culture, and everything from MOTu is golden dialog wise.

Some of my favoritesParaphrasing)
"More... MORE! BE DEATH AND FURY INCARNATE!" always gives me chills.
"A Priestess of Lolth does not beg!"
"My weapons! What have you done?!" *

There are so many more, but I can't recall them right now.

* I laugh every time I hear this for two reasons, 1 he sounds like woman worried about her shoes, and 2 I used to have a arti dog named "Ipeedonthem" that I would use to grab his agro in the end fight while soloing it.