What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Knockback]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

[Loromir]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

"Kobold Still Hate You!"

[Coldin]

There's a Fire Reaver in the Library!

[jddonkeykong]

Ahh my spleen!!

[UurlockYgmeov]

YUM!

OOOHHH! SHINNEEEYYY (and all other kobold sayings!)

These are not the parts you are looking for....

all references to HHGTTG (Not AGAIN!)

[Tholgrin_Stoneforge]

You showed that key!

[Hobgoblin]

the

[memloch]

Where there's one trog....

[alancarp]

OOOHHH! SHINNEEEYYY (and all other kobold sayings!)

I'm all over kobold one-liners, but just to add something different (which I'm gonna butcher - this is not exact):

"You don't like the way the key is looking at you."

[ComicRelief]

Hmmm...not sure about "favorite", but I do like the one in coalescence chamber...
"[T]akes cares of him YOUR way."

[goblean]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Not sure if it is too long, but meh here it is anyways. . .

"Go away or me sorca... sorcer... me magic you in face! Hsss!"

[Desonde]

"Jacoby Drexal handstands before you!"

[Tentaki]

"All experience is scaled by XX%" is my favorite.

[Ralmeth]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up

[Alternative]

"My words are true and thus cut deep: I CANNOT DIE!"


also The Hatchery :P

[dunklezhan]

I tremble, whenever I hear the famed Underdark warcry of:

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[Zitaloc]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up

Finally someone who agrees with me on this =)
Favorite best worst voice acting =)

[harry-pancreas]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up

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[stoopid_cowboy]

"We beat them off... For now"

[Hendrik]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Dizafrabadoo!