What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Kylstrem]

Love the female death screams until they edited them out.

[Annihilyght]

I should have listened to mother and been a cleric.

[avepepix]

Not in the Face, Not in the Face!!!

[avepepix]

I think i cant stop of thinking in lines. One off my favorite its a full dialogue

Yark, yark! I am a big bad dragon. You will show me the proper respect or I will burn you to a crisp"
"Huh? You're not a dragon, you're just a crazy kobold."
"Fool! How dare you defy me. Be gone, or I will show you the power that a true dragon wields."
You laugh at the crazy kobold. "This should be good, give me a demonstration."
"Do not provoke me! My power knows no bounds. You would be wise to flee immediatelly."
You stand there chuckling at the Kobold. "Well, I'm waiting..."
The Kobold scrunches his face, staring intently at you as he tries really hard, "You will feel my destructive power... n... n... n... now?"
You hold back your laughter long enough to make out a sentence, "Sorry, nothing."
The Kobold sighs, "Bah, you are far too intelligent for me to continue this facae. How did you know I was not a real dragon?"
"Well it could be the fact that you are a kobold?"
"I will just have to accept my fate. I am doomed to be a lowly kobold for the rest of my poor existence."

[Sokól]

She is casting something nasty

[zeonardo]

"chaaaarge!!!"

[vyvy3369]

"Warrios of Dun'Robar, attack!"
- text floating above Teblyn Dun'Robar's head at the end of The House of Rusted Blades. The DM speech sounds like he's saying "warrior"s, but his text is calling his minions "warrio"s

[Mercureal]

"Warrios of Dun'Robar, attack!"
- text floating above Teblyn Dun'Robar's head at the end of The House of Rusted Blades. The DM speech sounds like he's saying "warrior"s, but his text is calling his minions "warrio"s

Warrios?

[Merlin-ator]

This bank is closed! Leave or your lives will be withdrawn!
-Blood Plate

[Pehtis]

You do realise you all kinda proven his point with the recollection of so many lines (the good and downright awful).

[WYLDST0RM]

Its not exactly a line from DDO but a fact - "Mimic Slobber (You are taking acid damage from mimic slobber. This damage over time effect can stack with itself if you are licked multiple times, dealing 3d8 acid damage every 2 seconds per application; no known limit on the number of times it can stack, blocking prevents) "

Or "No One Messes With The Union!" - CC Kobolds

LMFAO...........

[ka0t1c1sm]

ok.. 1 more.. "Trust in the shroud"

I'm a little surprised it took until page 5 for someone to name this one.

My personal favorite. It's all in the way the DM says it.

[Wh070aa]

Canton wails, 'I am freed. Bless you!'
From Mirra's sleepless nights.

[SirValentine]

"Ignorant children! Do you think I sold my freedom for mere greed?"

[Maelodic]

Anybody know who did the voice acting for the Kobalds?

Burnimilating!

[brian14]

You do know what to do with that right? The crest goes IN the socket.

Pretty much everything Yalthoon says would count as my favorite "short".

And "kobold still hate you!"

[FoggyKnight]

"Save me harder!"

Tower of Despair.

That sounds familiar to me...gee....I wonder why. You know who you are!

[Alternative]

three more of my favorites (might have been mentioned)

Dinner! *chuckle* ...and entertainment!

and

Hurry! For the Wizard King awaits!

and

Hedge-wizards and halfwits! How I despise you!

[zeonardo]

Impossible to pick a single one.

Sands of Menechtarun - "Crystals surge skywards through the sands, creating a dramatic spectacle"
Misery's Peak - "Chill runs down your spine" (as you finally come face to face with the dragon that has been terrorizing Korthos. Even at rest it is a trully awesome beast)
Prey on the Hunter - "Dinnaaaaah! And entertainment!"
Butcher's Path - "You have walked the Butcher's Path. And lived!" (No easy feat. Even for the bravest warriors)
Vale of Twilight - "Meridia. The home of the Eladrin tribe." (Was constructed from the ruins of an ancient giant temple. It dominates the entire vale, and has turned into an important hub of commerce.)
Redemption - "Oh no! The Sahuagin found me!"
Star Fox 64 - "Do a barrel roll!"
Delera's pt1 - "The tomb opens up into a wider space"

and many many more...

[painkiller3]

Anything by Kai-Teng