What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[pasterqb]

"A Gelantinous Cube! Kill it before it engulfs you!"

Something like that anyway

[zwiebelring]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

More in general:

''Crit. happens.''

''I crit. my pants''

DDO:

''Kobold still hates you.''

''No time to doddle.''

''CHAAARGE.....Wait, it's empty?''

''First I will cast a protection spell.''

favorite annoying line: ''Crikey. Can you move? Can you talk?

[Ilindith]

"The"

Also, "This enormous crack"

[Crunchy]

"Maybe the spiders didn't kill these people! Maybe it was... something else!" - some part of Catacombs

[Crunchy]

"Keep smashing his crates!" - Baudry, part 2

[Talon_Moonshadow]

You do know what to do with that right? The crest goes IN the socket.

[Aeryyn]

"Tell her to keep her knickers on!" Jeets Shimis (Shipwreck Shore)

"Was it exciting to see a dragon?" Talbron (Shipwreck Shore)

"I can't swim in this armor." Cellimas (The Grotto)

"I'm here to watch your behind now." Jeets to Cellimas (The Grotto)

"I still have plenty of stamina! I could go all night long!" Jeets (The Grotto)

[Psiandron]

Madstone Crater- "MY ANCESTORS BONES" I laugh every time. Best epithet ever.

I love the way that's said as well, but it isn't an epithet, even though it does sound it. There's a brief pause (a sesure, I honestly don't know the spelling. Someone French or an actor or both help me out) that makes it sound like an epithet. It's actually just the first half of the sentence "My ancestors bones made to rise against me." Or something like that.

Yeah, so very many great lines. The dialogue in this game is so often brilliant and filled with wonderful throw away lines (Utaalk Adarab Otkin) and incredibly poor word choices (We've beat them off for now), but I think that at least at the moment the evil laugh by Tremas in Chronoscope might be my favorite.


The Hatchery.

[katz]

The hatchery... the ha..the...hatchery. the hat...the hatchery.


also... Lolth has some awesome (and awesomely read) lines in CitW.

[Frogger1234]

I also like the spoken line "Dorris is impressed" and the text that goes with it for completing all the "kill minotaur" optionals in Frame Work.

[Hendrik]

"Save me harder!"

Tower of Despair.

[Gedov]

Overheard in the Tomb of the Crimson Heart just today:

Grim Harvester: I told you this wasn't going to work.
Scion of Wrath: Oh shut up.

[Arcbound]

From the Demonweb:

"YOU plan to reclaim the Thread of the Weave? Hahaha. HAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm sorry, I love the voice actress you got for Lolth. She did a phenomenal job.

[poltt48]

"Pain is a blessing and blessings should be shared" -LLoth

[Dave_Rapp]

"Careful! That water's shallow."

"Run! It's casting something nasty!"

"I don't have long... I don't... NEED long..."

"My armor! My smiths! I'll need replacements!"

And of course:

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[Fedora1]

Lots of great ones mentioned.

I like almost all of Jeets lines, like the Kobold lines a lot too.
"We beat them off, this time."
The silly DM voice trying to mimic a woman's voice in "A Cry for Help".
Also I haven't seen anyone mention anything from the Sharn series yet, there are some good ones in there:

"If you're smart, you'll accept Talon's offer". - Come Out and Slay
"I'm here to take names and kick butt" or something like that - Bookbinder Rescue
"Ahh my leg" - Dirty Laundry

[HungarianRhapsody]

"We've beaten them off... for now."

[Saekee]

For those who love the Kobold one-liners:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/

awesome compilation. Somewhat related to thread, not meant to derail.

[Therrias]

Hobble the hobgoblin has been hacked apart!

Irestone inlet

[TEcarson]

Any mention of "Taint"...hehehehe

Sorry - could not resist