What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[dlsidhe]

My absolute favorite -

"And now something to get the blood...flowing."

[Satyriasys]

"You feel a strange sensation wash over you"

[patang01]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

That's why you can't have nice things

or

There will be war

or

I kill you all

[kmoustakas]

*ALL* and I mean *ALL* kobold short lines. I still giggle every single time I hear them whine.

[alvarego]

Well some Korthos classics for me:

WHO IN THE FLAME ARE YOU?!? : by Lars Heyton in Redemption

and the final speech of Jeets in Misery's Peak something like: Next time I break the crystal and you fight the dragon

Korthos is filled with many of them, I also like the quests where there're voices for the main characters, guess is expensive but really gives a great atmosphere

[ForgettableNPC]

There was a Twelve Wizard in Lord of Eyes (Think I got it from the Water Elemental Chamber):
"Poke them in the eyes! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

Jeets' Id from I Dream of Jeets:
"BACON!"

Thaddeus Hitchstone from Partycrashers (Might not be exact words):
"You won't trick me! It's actually jets of flame from the seats!"

The Spinner of Shadows from The Spinner of Shadows:
"You must've learned of my ways from our time together." (eww)

Khyber Hezrous from Servants of the Overlord:
"Meat!"

[oldkraft2]

Kobold hates everything !!!!!!!
(Think it needs a 'Collosal Crystal' on the back of a kobold to trigger

But one sentence I cant get out of my head for years, and I cant find where it was.:
If anyone can point at where ? :
'.. and all the time you think : 'Will this quest be my last'....

[ForgettableNPC]

But one sentence I cant get out of my head for years, and I cant find where it was.:
If anyone can point at where ? :
'.. and all the time you think : 'Will this quest be my last'....

Check the Intro Video.

[garrett2078]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

"Watch out. He,s casting something nasty!"

[UurlockYgmeov]

"Watch out. He,s casting something nasty!"

isn't it 'She's'?

Fred about Nurse Ratchet in the Sane Asylum

Great line.

for all those great Kobold zingers:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/
http://takzu.com/forums/index.php?topic=1040.0


Muhahahahah!

[cpw_acc]

the

+1

[Grimmstail]

In Korthos Sacrifices the randomized text sometimes gives gems:
When Niholai the Orphan says, "Can... can I go back to my family now?" because doesn't he know he's an orphan?
Or When Kitta the Cutter says, "W-who are you? A-are you going to hurt me?" because I guess she only wants to do it herself?

and lastly, in Misery's Peak if you run into the last room as soon as the door opens it will close before Jeets gets back inside...
Jeets: "Hey!" Bwahahahahaha! I hate Jeets so much.

[Failedlegend]

I'm a DOUBLE BARREL Kobold, I'm a Kobold on the edge.

[MacDubh]

Shadar Kai lines.

"hit me again."

[Ivan_Milic]

Eberron burns.

[CThruTheEgo]

From the Grotto:
Jeets: "Don't worry Celimas, I'm here to watch your behind."

From Redwillow Ruins:
"Their taint is cleansed."

[Alistina]

My crystal is bigger than your crystal!
-Cove kobolds

&

Somebody? please..help me..
- Voiceover in Cry for help

[Rapthorn]

Oh I wouldn't go in there...

From Outbreak. I love that DM's voice the way he says that line.

[Sloene]

Peering over the edge you realise a fall from this height would be devestating if not deadly

[Leclaire1]

For me its the following, with a close second.

1) Winner- "It will be difficult to replace my favorite eye tyrant, but what a grand show!" (Yaulthoon)

2) Runner-Up- "You will die to feed my flowers!" (Halsaime)