What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Nodoze]

I like all the creativity in this game.

I think my daughters' and my favorite is:

"Kobold still hates you!"

edit: While it may not be a short line, and though the bats may be annoying, my daughters really like it when the enemies get turned into cute animals like foxes and run at their feat explaining something like:

"yip, yip or prrr"

Personally I don't notice stuff like that much but if they are happy then I am happy :-)...

[The_Human_Cypher]

I like all the creativity in this game.

The originality and creativity of DDO makes the game stand out in the MMO market. Most other MMOs are a mindless grind for trophies while DDO has real storytelling in the tradition of D&D.

[Makkuroi]

My favourites:

Tremas in Chronoscope, especially "hes more of the ... aggressive type"

Kobold challenges, of course
Most of the Harbinger of Madness series
The Djinn in Coalescence Chamber "I told you to interrogate Frocke"
The Draegloth in Reclaiming the Rift: "Time for something... BIGGER!"

[Maquist]

My wife and I both love the line from Dorris' dialogue at the end of Frame Work when you kill all the minotaurs:
(Something to the effect of) "I am completely inedible. Unless you are a rust monster."

[Kvetha]

most of this chain is great, but my favorite is

"Those crotchety elder beholders will never keep up!"

[Ravoc-DDO]

There's to many lines that are awesome to pick some out as favorites.

That said, I always found this one particularly colorful:

(Dungeon Master): The stink of this underground storehouse is indescribable. What trollish habits could have created such a startling bouquet of smells?

[DougGlyndwyr]

"Stupid Torin." - Ana, The Lost Thread

"Elminster Departs." - GM, Beyond the Rift

[LordKalkin]

Dorris: Go Fish

[Badamarth]

I agree about many of the lines mentioned, in particular: "Kobold still hate you!"

One I haven't seen in the thread is from the final boss in Friends In Low Places, the one who can't believe he's been killed by "you bumpkins." Gets me every time.

[Hilltrot]

Sorry, you have absolutely nothing on par with Minsc. Try again.

[purplebelly]

Brawnpits says, 'How's the baby go? Waaah, Waaah. Go make yourself useful.'

[kemetka]

Made by Kobolds, for Kobolds, with Kobolds! Crack
first line of the description of Kobold Butter.

[Mernom]

it's gotta be this!
(Say): Kobold Lurker says, 'Kobold crossbow attack!'

[painkiller3]

"Fools, do you think that we leave Lolth's sacred places unprotected?"
The Portal Opens

[Bolo_Grubb]

VON 6

"You are Victorious!"

[Inoukchuk]

*ALL* and I mean *ALL* kobold short lines. I still giggle every single time I hear them whine.

THIS!

Maybe my favorite (might not be 100% accurate) is from the House C challenges on Kobold Island:

"YOU KILL KOBOLD JUST TO TAKE HIS SHINIES!!!...Kobold would probably do same thing"

[Nestroy]

Of all the Kobold one-liners that are remarkable, one shines the most:

"Kobold remember Waterworks!"

This one has me every single time!

[Gedov]

This phrase gets my attention every time. It's something about the rhythm of it sounds so good.

(Dungeon Master): Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips.

[RD2play]

"THE SLIVER OF TIME!!!"

"Idiotic thiefling are you eager to die?"

"You cannot steal youth from one who is immortal"

and of course, ... "I'll return Nat Ghan to you, as a dying old woman. whuahaha"


I don't remember the quest but one line I always look forward to "A pungent smell assails your nostrils" ...."you KNOW! that smell,.. TROLLS ! ! !"

[BD_]

"Stupid Torin." - Ana, The Lost Thread

"Elminster Departs." - GM, Beyond the Rift

I think this one has to win when it comes to favorite... although many others have much more humor value.

"Kobold still hate you," immediately followed by "Kobold remember Waterworks" is my favorite combo.