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  1. 04-01-2014, 06:56 PM #1
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    Default Horrible Truth About Bacon in DDO!

    Bacon is made from Halflings!







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  2. 04-01-2014, 07:08 PM #2
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    I thought it was made from Dwarves...

    You know, being chock full of fat and all.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
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  3. 04-01-2014, 07:33 PM #3
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    Well....


    You can go to the Bacon vendor in Eveningstar...they have:


    Dragon Bacon
    Tressmyr Bacon
    Goristo Bacon
    Drider Bacon (kind of leggy though)
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  4. 04-02-2014, 02:45 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadCookieQueen View Post
    Well....


    You can go to the Bacon vendor in Eveningstar...they have:


    Dragon Bacon
    Tressmyr Bacon
    Goristo Bacon
    Drider Bacon (kind of leggy though)
    I don't know, I think the exoskeleton present on Driders' lower bodies would actually give the Bacon its crunchy texture.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
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  5. 04-02-2014, 05:59 AM #5
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    Actually, Dragon Bacon is made of second hand Dwarves. And second hand Halflings. Naturally and biologically processed by the dragons themselves.
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