A few of us flower-sniffing players love to take in the lovely sights of many locations in DDO.

Never mind that almost all of these wonders of Eberron are weaponized quite sufficiently to kill us.

But hey, the backstabbing Rogue with the Hawaiian shirt is also carrying a Xoriat slayer shortsword while snapping pics. Bet the natives you're visiting didn't see that shot coming from that halfling.

Read on in this first of a series on getting that selfie while enjoying the sights (and slaying) in the Subterrane, you Insane Tourist, you.