Devs, why'd you think you could drop a bomb like this on Friday afternoon and then skedaddle for the weekend without a nuclear bomb of drama going off in your absence? Did you think we wouldn't realize that, at 17 comms per EH completion, it would take a really long time to get a F2P Heart?
Do you enjoy having to log in on the weekends for damage control? Wouldn't it just be easier, next time, to release this on a Thursday instead? We can get a lot of torches and pitchforks pitched and sharpened over the weekend...