Weaklings

[Ivan_Milic]

Dis not good, heal me!

[DeKalbSun]

A "please" would be nice.

[Livmo]

A "please" would be nice.

He might be roleplaying, but after seeing his signature I'm gonna play it safe on this one and pop a heal scroll on him.

[Ivan_Milic]

A "please" would be nice.

***** please.
That good?

[Charononus]

Sorry no heals for you, I'm a chaotic evil cleric and when I finish quests I like for everything to be dead, including other party members.



(Thanks to Teh_Troll for inspiring that reasoning)

[ReaperAlexEU]

Sorry no heals for you, I'm a chaotic evil cleric and when I finish quests I like for everything to be dead, including other party members.



(Thanks to Teh_Troll for inspiring that reasoning)

wait, i thought you had to play as a group by never letting each other out of sight for fear of doppelgangers or demonic possession whilst simultaneously being split up about town all doing completely different things?

cos that's real DnD as not laid down by the source books but some alternative books that were released after the source books.

[Charononus]

wait, i thought you had to play as a group by never letting each other out of sight for fear of doppelgangers or demonic possession whilst simultaneously being split up about town all doing completely different things?

cos that's real DnD as not laid down by the source books but some alternative books that were released after the source books.

Lol that guy cracked me up.

[Enoach]

Sorry no heals for you, I'm a chaotic evil cleric and when I finish quests I like for everything to be dead, including other party members.



(Thanks to Teh_Troll for inspiring that reasoning)

When PMs first came out I met a cleric that refused to heal party members as he was role playing a Chaotic Evil Cleric - even used spell slots for the inflict and harm spells. I as a PM put him in a conundrum as he didn't want to "heal" anyone, but every time he used mass inflict he was restoring my HP. It was fun using his build to topple his ideals

[ReaperAlexEU]

When PMs first came out I met a cleric that refused to heal party members as he was role playing a Chaotic Evil Cleric - even used spell slots for the inflict and harm spells. I as a PM put him in a conundrum as he didn't want to "heal" anyone, but every time he used mass inflict he was restoring my HP. It was fun using his build to topple his ideals

i hope you thanked your living slave and promised him a rewarding afterlife, maybe as a wight priest?

[ReaperAlexEU]

Lol that guy cracked me up.

and yes, i think that had to be the /popcorn thread of the day

just remember, it takes a cheat of a DM to kill an evil cleric, which is the real reason turbine didn't give us the evil alignment, it really would be an i-win button!

just think, if you ever died as an evil cleric you'd be able to send in a support ticket and have a GM raise you, repair your gear and offer some form of compensation for the precious time you've had wasted waiting for them to mop up after the obvious bug that let you die.

wait, if you had 2 evil clerics in party, what would happen?

[Charononus]

wait, if you had 2 evil clerics in party, what would happen?

I can't find it now, but a couple years ago there was a spoof video on youtube of wow divine paladins fighting where it was two guys wiggling fingers at each other, I imagine it would look something like that. I'll keep looking later tonight though, if I find it I'll edit this post with it.