Celebrating Friday the 13th: *ding* Your Character has died.

[Cordovan]

Okay! Picking winners shortly, stay tuned...

[Philibusta]

*ding* ALL your characters have died. They were killed by not replying to this thread by 5pm Eastern.

[Cordovan]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by The Darkness.

It shot back!

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed just because it's funny!

Well, I did mention this in another thread a couple days ago, but it's funny enough to repeat. I just went and did it again on my character Budstein so I could get the full combat log for it:

(Combat): You attempt to save versus mass frog. You roll a 6 (+43): save failure!
(Combat): You are hit by your mass frog.
(Combat): She turned me into ... an amphibian!
(Combat): You were killed by Budstein.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a bell.


Which always raises a new question for me
Was that the game or my phone that just died?

Your character has died. You were killed by overwhelming pyrotriskaidekanecrophiliaphobia^*.









^*The fear of intimate relations with thirteen dead, burnt corpses.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by switching your con item for a haggle item.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lightning storm...kind of. We had a surge during a storm last weekend and when I was able to log back in, my soul stone was hovering next to my *alive* character. I did not dare touch it since I wasn't sure it wouldn't kill me! Yeah, that was really strange!

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by... it's irrelevant. I'll tell you it was lag.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by falling. I regret nothing!

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by... Velah with the Velah's Breath in the Plane of Night

Congratulations to all of the winners! I'll be PMing you codes in the next, say, 20 minutes or so. Have fun everyone!

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by...that same mob that killed you the last three times you zerged Von3 without thinking about what you were doing.

[BOgre]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lakeside, with birds singing in the trees, and the sun bright on your face.

[sebastianosmith]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lakeside, with birds singing in the trees, and the sun bright on your face.

It's not cold. You've got you sheepskins on. The boots I made for you.

[PermaBanned]

*Ding* "Your character has died, you were killed by Jason Voorhees' machete."

[CaptainSpacePony]

We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

Fill in the blank. Good luck!

falling for 799 points of damage.

[Gavroshe]

Ding your Character has died, You were killed by lack of compassion.

[Samir_Bennal]

We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

Fill in the blank. Good luck!

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by falling Ham.

[era42]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by tripping over an imaginary dead turtle. You were extremely confused about that while bleeding to death.

[Dawnsfire]

*Ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a Kobold. Because they never forget . . .

[Toro12]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by
*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by

déj?* vu

[Deadlock]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by lag.

Because even when nobody else is experiencing any sort of lag it's always easier to blame lag. Have no self healing? Charge into battle with 10hp? If you die. always blame lag! Until you realise that veterans aren't fooled by that garbage excuse and squelch you anyway

[sirgog]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by something.

[voodoogroves]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by greater false life.

[RapkintheRanger]

We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

Fill in the blank. Good luck!

784 points of fire damage (after 34 were blocked by damage reduction)

[RapkintheRanger]

We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

Fill in the blank. Good luck!

Lag

[RapkintheRanger]

We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

Fill in the blank. Good luck!

Hireling Strike Action.... No healing for you!

[Trillea]

*ding - you were killed by Hezrou - wait a minute, I summoned that!! (When are they gonna fix this?)

[HatsuharuZ]

*ding* Your character has died. You were killed by tomatoes.