I was hosting another "Quick EH FoT, no slackers." I run about eight of these a week. I take the first 11 that apply, and all have been both fast and fun. Not one fail or wipe. It takes less then 20min from the time I open the LFM to when we're looting chests.
Long story short: Second guy who joins the party is AFK when EVERYONE else is inside waiting. I've even switched toons because I forgot my timer. I ask over mic, and then notice he's still on his ship. The LFM said "Quick," so I dropped him. No worries. But about 5min into the raid, when we're halfway done, I get this tell:
(Tell): XXX tells you, 'vai tomar no olho do seu cu gringo nfilho da puta me'
According to Google Translate:
(Tell): XXX tells you, 'will take on eye on your ***** ass gringo nfilho of me'
Now, I know Google Translate isn't perfect. But I found this intensely amusing. Over the years I've had only a few good experiences with members from XXX's guild. In fact many of them have actively grief'd runs I've hosted or joined. Since XXX is an officer of said guild, I guess I better be safe than sorry.