Quitting again, sign up to win all my stuff.

[Ilindith]

EDIT: JOKE'S ALREADY OVER BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN


Won't bother writing a mile long monologue this time. Just quitting, tired of playing this game, tired of soloing, bla bla bla no one cares anyway.

Good news is, yes, you can have all of my stuff, if you are the lucky winner. How? Simple, just sign up in this thread and I'll add your name to the list, after a few days I'll /roll and the lucky winner will get everything I own.

Items include things such as tons of EE GH items, which includes EE Tor stuff, which includes EE Tor Helms of all kinds, millions of plats, etc., etc. too lazy to make a full list right now but it should already sound interesting enough.

tl;dr: Sign up, win stuff.

List:
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[fco-karatekid]

now you KNOW, given today's date, noone's going to risk the loss of face, right?

[Aelithia]

now you KNOW, given today's date, noone's going to risk the loss of face, right?

Who needs a face anyway?

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[Phemt81]

I have a gearless roguebard on sarlona, if i win one or two good item would give him a chance to resurrect from the grave

[ka0t1c1sm]

Hope it's an April Fool's joke, but what the heck. Sign me up.

[Ilindith]

now you KNOW, given today's date, noone's going to risk the loss of face, right?

Pffft...why ruin all the fun.../sigh

[DarkForte]

You're not even the first person to make that joke today.

[Ilindith]

You're not even the first person to make that joke today.

Oh? Well I figured it was quite plausible in my case so I tried!

[DarkForte]

Nope.

Since I'm feeling generous... /signed.

[cdr]

Is this, like, canadian humor or just Distributed?

[Ilindith]

Is this, like, canadian humor or just Distributed?

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[Bolo_Grubb]

Sign me up.

[silinteresting]

to sign or not to sign, oh bugger it signed

seems odd but happy april jokes day

sil

[Armouredpriest]

DDO version of Pascal's Wager.

So sure, why not. Sign me up.

[frisco-polydragon]

I'll bite. Sign me up also.

[DarthSolace]

Sorry to see another player go : ( But it happens. Sign me up

Zhogun - Arti6/fighter3 - Sarlona

[fsupps]

You can send me something nice anyways.

Musk

[Uska]

Well I know your not quitting but if you gear me up enough I might start playing on this server more than I do now

[khamastus]

I truly hope you find what you're looking for Il.
Oh, and /signed

[Ilindith]

April 2, joke's over.