Your DDO Jokes!

[lazlow-scarbrow]

how many clerics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he doesn't change the bulb. He casts cure light.

Ok I did a spit take on this one!!

[TekkenDevil]

There's a couple neat posts in this thread but the majority of posts is less mentally engaging than listening to my 9 year old niece's conversations with her friends.
Are you people for real?

[cdbd3rd]

There's a couple neat posts in this thread but the majority of posts is less mentally engaging than listening to my 9 year old niece's conversations with her friends....

*Considers formulating something humorous about, "Eavesdropping on niece and her friends"...*

*Changes mind*

[Psiandron]

This came out once tried some FVS-hireling...

Childrens do fear Boogieman
Boogieman does fear Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does fear Larafay Do'rret

I love bringing Larafay with. The repeated explosions and nearly constant sounds of destruction going off make her good company.

I was running around somewhere with Larafay one time and we get to a shrine. Of course, she needs to use it, but as she's sitting down she says something like, "Soon I shall be at my maximum healing power."
I just lost it. ;D

[Jxi]

A skellie walks up to the bar in Necro and says, "Give me a beer. And I guess a mop too.."

[Phoenix-daBard]

I was running around somewhere with Larafay one time and we get to a shrine. Of course, she needs to use it, but as she's sitting down she says something like, "Soon I shall be at my maximum healing power."
I just lost it. ;D

That is because her style of healing is eliminate the cause first.

[zwiebelring]

I love bringing Larafay with. The repeated explosions and nearly constant sounds of destruction going off make her good company.

I was running around somewhere with Larafay one time and we get to a shrine. Of course, she needs to use it, but as she's sitting down she says something like, "Soon I shall be at my maximum healing power."
I just lost it. ;D

I have set her on defense all the time. Man how she nukes and kills everything.... I never dared to put her on aggressive, I think that much power is too much for one person to handle.

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

Two rangers that are out hunting for food are walking through Tangleroot Forest, and discover a large well in the ground.


One of the rangers curious as to how deep this well was threw a small stone into and turned his head to listen............nothing. He then gathers up a larger stone, picks it up with both hands and throws it in the well, turns his head to the side to listen............nothing.


He exclaims to his buddy, man, that is some well. Lets find something bigger to throw off in there. Well the two find a cross tie. One says to the other, pick up one side, I'll get the other. Surely when this thing hits the bottom we'll know it. So the two throw this cross-tie into the well and begin to listen.


After a few seconds they hear a goat, wailing at the top of its lungs, while it is running straight toward the two hunters. The goat continues toward them, passes right between the men, and goes off in the well. One hunter in excitment and disbelief, proclaims to the other, did you see that crazy goat!!?? That **** thing just jumped in that well!!


The commotion attracted the attention of a local farmer, and he made his way over to the hunters. He asked the guys, "Have you seen my goat, I cant seem to find him?"


One of the hunters still excited tells the farmer, sure we have seen your goat. He just ran down that hill straight toward us and jumped off in this well. The farmer replies back, nah, that couldnt have been my goat, my goat was tied to a cross-tie.

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

A barbarian walks up to one of the accessory vendors in the marketplace to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the vendor, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for 90 plat, Barbie Goes to the Ball for 90 plat, Barbie Goes Shopping for 90 plat, Barbie Goes to the Beach for 90 plat, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for 90 plat, and Divorced Barbie for 1690 plat."

"Hey, hang on," the barbarian asks, "why is Divorced Barbie 1690 plat when all the others are only 90 plat?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."