My poor poor Monks...

**Hendrik** · 02-20-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Kalari

lol I knew it it was your nefarious plot to have Ebberon go nekkid

The Harpers are going to love you

I aim to please.

**RaidMR** · 02-20-2013, 06:10 PM

Hmm it seems my monk was certainly hit, all the random loot-gen outfits are gone. Just outfits though, the one robe I have is still there.

**TeacherSyn** · 02-20-2013, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by TBot1234

I'm too sexy for my outfit too sexy for my outfit
Outfit's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for your buffs too sexy for your heals
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for the Realms too sexy for the Realms
Eberron and Amrath
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
Let's zerg, I'm window farming!

I'm a monk and you know what I mean
And I do my little turn when I great cleave
Yeah in the dungeon in the dungeon yeah
I do my little turn in the dungeon

I'm too sexy for your heals too sexy for your songs
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my wraps
Too sexy for my wraps what do you think about that?

I'm a monk and you know what I mean
And I do my little turn when I great cleave
Yeah in the dungeon in the dungeon yeah
I shake my little touche in the dungeon

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor Onyx Panther, poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my outfit too sexy for my outfit
Outfit's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy
for this game

(Just for fun! No offense intended to zergers or monks anywhere. I'm planning on being a monk on my next life, if I can find some good outfits...)

You made my day, sir. Now I can't help but imagine hordes of nekkid Monks dancing down the catwalks of Stormreach...

**Magil** · 02-20-2013, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by TBot1234

...

You're out of luck... So many good posts were made today, so now I have no more rep to give... Will do in the morning if I remember. :P

**obscure.jester** · 02-20-2013, 07:11 PM

now i cant even login. i hope it's for the hotfix.

**bruener** · 02-20-2013, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Mizzaroo

The fur outfit is the best, in my opinion.

Its one of the worst ones IMO. Don't want my monkies looking like cavemen. That one or the one with the spike thingys that come up over the collar sticking up over your head. I vender those 2 styles immediatly.

What about armor kits on named outfits? Kits still there?

**Mizzaroo** · 02-20-2013, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by bruener

Its one of the worst ones IMO. Don't want my monkies looking like cavemen. That one or the one with the spike thingys that come up over the collar sticking up over your head. I vender those 2 styles immediatly.

What about armor kits on named outfits? Kits still there?

I'll agree on the spikey one, but I love the idea some cute animal was skinned so my monk could have fur on her outfits!

**FranOhmsford** · 02-20-2013, 07:40 PM

One Deathblock of Heavy Fort Outfit gone!

I can't remember whether it had an augment slot - I don't believe so BUT I am pretty certain it had been bound and attuned!

The only reason I just logged that character on was because he was the first character I logged onto after the servers came back up and having seen his Armour kit on his back I'd had no reason to check my inventory.
After reading this thread I've just relogged him to check said inventory and of course.....

Only outfit in there is Garments of Equilibrium!

EDIT: I have other monks who will NOT be logged on until the devs fix this!

**bruener** · 02-20-2013, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mizzaroo

I'll agree on the spikey one, but I love the idea some cute animal was skinned so my monk could have fur on her outfits!

Careful PETA will start a campaign against you. Pamela Anderson is a huge PETA supporter. You wouldn't want her pounding on your door.......or would you? Lol

**Mizzaroo** · 02-20-2013, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by FranOhmsford

One Deathblock of Heavy Fort Outfit gone!

I can't remember whether it had an augment slot - I don't believe so BUT I am pretty certain it had been bound and attuned!

The only reason I just logged that character on was because he was the first character I logged onto after the servers came back up and having seen his Armour kit on his back I'd had no reason to check my inventory.
After reading this thread I've just relogged him to check said inventory and of course.....

Only outfit in there is Garments of Equilibrium!

Worry not, dear kobold! Me and kalari have hatched a plan to hire ninja assassins to get all our outfits back. If that fails, there will be many more nekkid half orcs running around stormreach!

**Mizzaroo** · 02-20-2013, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by bruener

Careful PETA will start a campaign against you. Pamela Anderson is a huge PETA supporter. You wouldn't want her pounding on your door.......or would you? Lol

PETA comes to my door, I fetch one of my rifles. PETA runs away. I giggle.

**FranOhmsford** · 02-20-2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mizzaroo

Worry not, dear kobold! Me and kalari have hatched a plan to hire ninja assassins to get all our outfits back. If that fails, there will be many more nekkid half orcs running around stormreach!

Naked Ninja Assassins?

Or do they have their Outfits?

**Mizzaroo** · 02-20-2013, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by FranOhmsford

Naked Ninja Assassins?

Or do they have their Outfits?

Well of course they're naked! How do you think invisibility works?

**FranOhmsford** · 02-20-2013, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mizzaroo

Well of course they're naked! How do you think invisibility works?

Um? I don't...http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=408861

**Mizzaroo** · 02-20-2013, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by FranOhmsford

Um? I don't...http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=408861

Oh my! Well, I must say, that sounds like a lot of fun!

**Johnstone** · 02-20-2013, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Cordovan

1) Looks like I may have spoken without full knowledge, sorry about that. It looks like Cannith crafted outfits are also affected, and I have edited my previous statement to remove the reference to crafted not being affected.

Otherwise, yes, any randomly-generated outfit, whether it be in the Auction House, bank, shared bank, etc, is affected by this bug.

I notice that my one monk/ftr/rgr that I haven't logged in yet still has her crazy tiger print robes on the log-in screen. If I don't log her in until after the issue is resolved, will I not lose her Unbalancing Outfit of Invulnerability that I crafted for her? Bad enough I lost all my other outfits from my other monks. At least they were just random +4 Outfits of Something Trivial.

**Milikki** · 02-20-2013, 08:00 PM

Having not logged in yet, and trying to remember what outfits I have on my main, I am set to wonder.. are there new outfits dropping in chests? Are the new ones slotted like expected, and are the new ones suffering the same fate after relogging the toon?

The only outfit I have that I would truely hate to lose (that I can remember) is a crafted BTA piece with a medium slot.. but Im not sure which toon has it.

**TBot1234** · 02-20-2013, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dark_Requiem

You're out of luck... So many good posts were made today, so now I have no more rep to give... Will do in the morning if I remember. :P

No sweat. I appreciate the thought.

**Aerendil** · 02-20-2013, 09:34 PM

So the +25% xp boost is still on... and the one character I really wanted to play to take advantage of that fact is my recently-TR'ed MONK, whom I'll now need to choose between taking advantage of an xp boost and losing all randomly-generated outfits; or not playing and keeping them (we assume).

Fantastic.

**1Soulless1** · 02-20-2013, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Mizzaroo

Well of course they're naked! How do you think invisibility works?

Somewhat like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaEYZvrEW40

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