Argo will be down in 3...2....1....

[Cetus]

First one to say DOOOOOM!

EDIT: I hope fernando tells us how craptastic Turbines Servers are when he releases his state of the game thing thats probably due any day now

[Gkar]

Yup, world status showing down on launcher...

I think it was me who broke it as it started to crash the second I logged in.

[thunir]

please fix asap

[badbob117]

Ugh, right at the end of elite druid mission

[Sonos]

Was just about to loot eSoS shard

jk, that would be teh suXorZ.

[Alkot]

time to work on my outa server alt...argodown die khyber

[DanteEnFuego]

Thelanis here... Sorry about that. When we went down last night, we had to borrow a few hamsters. Our butterflies were hungry and ate ours...

[Gkar]

Was just about to loot eSoS shard

jk, that would be teh suXorZ.

Hey I was putting my large sack in the bank at the time, I'm pretty sure I had 500 of every ingredient type in it, including red and green scales. If that's not in my bag post crash I want the devs to send me my missing items NOW!!!!!11!!!!!1111!

[Krelar]

Hey I was putting my large sack in the bank at the time, I'm pretty sure I had 500 of every ingredient type in it, including red and green scales. If that's not in my bag post crash I want the devs to send me my missing items NOW!!!!!11!!!!!1111!

You think that's bad??! I was moving a stone of xp around, no make that 10 stones, no 100 stones!!! I bet they're ALL GONE!!!!111!!

[Gkar]

It's back.....

[Gkar]

Hey I was putting my large sack in the bank at the time, I'm pretty sure I had 500 of every ingredient type in it, including red and green scales. If that's not in my bag post crash I want the devs to send me my missing items NOW!!!!!11!!!!!1111!

OH NO, I can now confirm my lost items are lost!

You think that's bad??! I was moving a stone of xp around, no make that 10 stones, no 100 stones!!! I bet they're ALL GONE!!!!111!!

See, now its two people!

Turbine, YOU OWE US THIS STUFF GIVE IT TO US NOW OR WE WILL ALL QUIT AND THE GAME WOULD FAIL IF I QUIT BECAUSE IM VERY IMPORTANT

[Artrish]

time to work on my outa server alt...argodown die khyber

This made me chuckle, a lot. If i knew how the formal plus one things work, i'm certain i would have taken the time to allocate an appropriate tick in the box.

On another note, the doom threads always make me want to buy a set of doom clickies to mail to friends. Whenever i see them in the vendors, i almost click buy. At least doom is certain, along with deaths and auction taxes.

[airbornerangers]

like i always told you cet, if you think sex is a pain in the butte,,,,,,,
TURN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cetus]

like i always told you cet, if you think sex is a pain in the butte,,,,,,,
TURN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Og, you're on the forums...

You know what happens when ddo quitters start perusing the forums...

...they RETURN!

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Og, you're on the forums...

You know what happens when ddo quitters start perusing the forums...

...they RETURN!

Ya, but he's already forgotten his logon and password. It has been more than forty minutes since he's been logged on, you know.

[Talonaise]

Come back Tassy!! we miss you and there are a ton of new guildies for you to meet and abuse

[goodspeed]

Was just about to loot eSoS shard

jk, that would be teh suXorZ.

lol that would of been the time to get the gas can and fix the servers for good.

[cdbd3rd]

This made me chuckle, a lot. If i knew how the formal plus one things work, i'm certain i would have taken the time to allocate an appropriate tick in the box.
....

As an old country boy, I can assure you that ticks anywhere are a nuisance - but I'll have to figure that ^THAT^ would be doubly so.

Such a wish for someone who amused you, gawds help the ones that irritate ya!