Plate Armor Does NOT Need. . .

[danzig138]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

[silence383]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

Not signed. lol

[Missing_Minds]

all models do not need skulls on every friggen thing worn.

[badbob117]

Really? you are complaining about the cleavage..

Careful what you wish for. Turbine may go and add on a huge ugly cosmetic skin of a lopsided shoulder pad over all that cleavage!

[oradafu]

Really? you are complaining about the cleavage..

Careful what you wish for. Turbine may go and add on a huge ugly cosmetic skin of a lopsided shoulder pad over all that cleavage!

I too thought this thread was going to be about the overabundance of asymmetrical pauldrons on heavy armor.

[Postumus]

High fantasy without cleavage is like Anime without, well, cleavage.

[Demaril]

i have to say it would be nice to have some armour that actually covered a few of my organs, iguess atleast we dont have the option like they have in Guildwars 2 which on a female character essentially boils down to how big do you want your breasts

[katz]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

LOL

all models do not need skulls on every friggen thing worn.

true...




maybe should try leather. seriously...

i feel like i have NO boobs in this thing
and what's with that little wing over my knee. are they seriously trying to guide a blade right into my kneecap?


this doesn't have cleavage either



does it still count as cleavage if it's just a vaguely boob-shaped breastplate? oh, and hey look! PAULDRONS!

plus it makes my a** square.


meh.

[LOOON375]

This thread is the best late Christmas present evah..........

[arminius]

OK, then, cleavage on male armor too.

What?

OTOH, I guess that means the females will have to take Greater Cleavage to stay ahead of the curve. Power creep, man, power creep.

[katz]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need?

[MarQuileth]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

I agree cleavage on female toons is not needed....but is VERY much enjoyed!!!

[Daemoneyes]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?

[arminius]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?

No, not a Sorc because that character obviously dumped Chr.

Try this one, she only dumped Int and Wis.

[bigolbear]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need?

splash barb for supreme cleavage

[arminius]

splash barb for supreme cleavage

Supreme Cleavage is so exhausting it takes 10 hit points away every time you activate it.

Kind of makes the sacrifices of pointy high heels and foundation garments pale in comparison, huh? Maybe Katy Perry has a cleric or two in that entrourage of hers, to keep her topped off.

[Postumus]

LOL


this doesn't have cleavage either

What is the deal with the boots? They look like giant bird talons. House C can make the lightning rail, warforged, and flying ships but they can't design a stylish yet functional boot?

[Gkar]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?

Can't be a sorceress, that's definatley a low charisma male TS with breast implants.

[stoopid_cowboy]

This is a true Sorc! Fairly high charisma, but totally dumped int and wis!



No, cleavage is not necessary, but it does add a lot of enjoyment. I am just waiting for the "Large guild breast augments"

yuda

p.s. best thread EVAR

[Noopleh]

I approve this thread.