Just be careful giving them pants. Next they'll want Utility Belts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco
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Hey, this guy hasn't worn pants since 1935.
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Probably ain't gonna start now, either.
The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. - Edward R. Murrow (1964)
Evidently the Failed Experiments in The Black Loch caught word of the Devils needing pants.
(Say): Failed Experiment says, '"Grandy want pants too!"