To Tolero, I'd give her a remote control with just one button...this one. Why? BecauTHE HATCHERY
To Tolero, I'd give her a remote control with just one button...this one. Why? BecauTHE HATCHERY
Last edited by StoptheRock; 12-18-2012 at 04:00 PM.
Sexy Dancers - Orien
Stoptherock // DrSiberet // MrWizzy // Yave // Iciar
I'd get the whole team, and give em five thousand tasty hams to get through the winter.
I would direct my gift(s) to the entire staff @ Turbine, in thanks of 6+ years of entertainment.
For the Infrastructure staff... More accurate than reading forum posts:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/a7d4/
For the Developers, because I want to see a change to a D100 system:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d031/
For everyone else, a choice from the following pages, because bacon and caffeine:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/
As a bonus, a set of metallic polyhedral dice given randomly, because someone needs to get a Brass Set... (JK!)
Carpe D.M.! (Sieze the Dungeon Master!)Founder #2003 - Interocitor Repair - Call for discount prices
I'd give Fernando a +5 helm of sexterity, because sexterity is the only non-dump stat
I'd get Feather of Sun an Apparatus of Kwalish for no other reason than who wouldn't want a giant robot lobster!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparatus_of_Kwalish
Eriar Tahlaer AA/Healer ShiC Drd/Rng/Ftr 17/2/1 - Cryme Otta TR B-Eng Arti 11 - Larue K'Dhar SDII Ftr/Pal 16/2
Koroz PMII Wiz/Rog/Ftr 12/2/1 - Feevin Otta Rog 4
Found in Sai Gon (Orien)
I would bequeath to any of them my beloved, lucky campaign-killing d20.
It rolls seemingly endless strings of 20s at inopportune times for DMs, causing massive restructuring of plots, and in one case total abandonment of the campaign (though, sadly, in a Star Wars tabletop, not in D&D).
"Can I scan for signs of life in the force?"
"Yes. Roll."
*17*
"You sense nothing."
"...can I sense the force in the object we discovered?"
"It does not appear in the force, in fact, it is absent."
"...can I use the force to look apophatically for where the force is not?"
"What?"
"My wisdom is ridiculously high, I intuit that these creatures create a void in the force which can be detected."
"Roll for it...but anything less than a..."
*20*
"...twenty...confirm it..."
*20*
"...confirm the confirmation....this isn't happening..."
*20*
"...you scan the next room...and detect three moving voids in the force with uncanny accuracy."
"I want to remember how to do this, and be able to impart the information to other Jedi."
"Roll..."
*20*
"No."
*20*
"Confirm, because you can't possibly roll another..."
*20*
"...you can now detect the Vong...using the force...and can show others how to do this...and the campaign is now pointless."
No, the GM should not have allowed me to do that, but six 20s in a row ALSO should never, ever happen. And I'd give it to Tolero, because Owlbear Costume.
Thelanis - First Shire Dragons
Naeryna (Sun Elf 25 FvS Evoker) // Salacya (Tiefling 28 Warlock Cenobite)
I'd have to say a copy for the whole team. Because to move forward, you have to know where it has been. . .
I would have to pick Tolero, and get her a real live mimic. One that isn't holding questions, but spits out whatever its owner wishes. I will hunt far and wide, cross great distances, to new plane, and I will find one, Ths is my holiday wish. Thx for your time.
We are all lost travelers, on a journey to find that which we do not know, but it is not a prize we seek, but the road that must be taken, it is that inside us that drives us forward into the unknown.
Not to get off topic or anything, but Silas..just a question regarding YourDDO..
Why isn't the Dynamic guild roster page not updating the guild renown intake correctly, when compared to MyDDO?
Thanks.
Melange - I would get him the director's cut of SciFi Dune series. (It's not D&D but who doesn't think of a thumper when they see a purple worm?)
To start out, nice work on the yourddo site. Hope that it continues to grow and keeps doing well.
Tolero is who I would pull from the hat. I would give her a growling Owlbear plushy that would hug anyone she feels needs a hug, lol.
Doesnt matter who I pull but I would give a coffee machine.
Everyone loves coffee and everyone get to enjoy the machine
Vienne, Vienrus, Viende, Vienneal, Vienhull, Viencap
ChaosKnights, Argonnessen
I would give Tolero a scroll of Silence that she can use on the forums when she wants just one peaceful day...
Upon the casting of this spell, complete silence prevails in the affected area. All sound is stopped: Conversation is impossible, spells with verbal components cannot be cast, and no noise whatsoever issues from, enters, or passes through the area.
If I pull Feather then I'll give him a Holy Longsword of The Thounsand Suns "because it causes things to explode" or if I pull Tolero then I'll give her a Drow Necklace of Grease (clickie) AND an Owlbear Guardian ^^
If I draw MajMalphunktion I'm going to give him/her an infinite bag of holding so he can have a place to put all the gifts everyone else will give him/her
Clashing (Healing Spellsinger Bard), Faerwynd (lvl 20 Caster Cleric), Cocus (lvl 20 Palemaster Wizard), Grougal (Wolf/Healing Druid)
Member of Captain's Crew - Ghallanda
I would get Tolero an all expenses vacation to Gary Con a gaming con ran as a tribute to Gary Gygax every year. Havent been yet but hope to someday soon myself
Also a copy of T1 the village of the Hommlet(orginal prequel to the temple of elemental evil) and a copy of Tegal Manor by judges guild one the best modules ever.
Beware the Sleepeater
I would get the appropriate person Gary Gygax in lich form, and have him record a really, REALLY, interesting version of the Delera voice-over.