Time to nerf the toasters!

[Drakesan]

Since there seems to be a call to nerf others' play styles, and force people to play to their standards, I call on the community to help me nerf the toasters!

Seriously, I went to the store this last weekend, and found a toaster that lets you toast 8 slices of bread at once! Holy cow! Since I can now do that, it takes me a lot less time to make toast in the morning and breakfast making is nowhere near as challenging as it used to be!

We should all go to our neighbors and demand that they stop using 8 slice toasters and start using a stick over an open flame! These are ruining breakfast!

[mondo]

/Signed

These toasters are outta control something must be done NAO

[nayozz]

/signed !

[Zeldarr]

I'm willing to concede 8 slices, in the spirit of peace. If they go for 10 or more, sign me up

[DeafeningWhisper]

/not signed

Nerf butter, that's the only reason toasts (and by extension toasters) are OP.

[JustWinBaby]

/not signed

Toasters are awesome!

[EatSmart]

My toast is no longer letting me use jam or marmite due to the new 8 slice toaster. I think they're nerfed enough already.

/notsigned

[stainer]

Who are you to tell other people how to toast?

I am for pay to toast.

[Such755]

Those little robotic vacuum cleaners are making our lives much more convenient! Where's the challenge of swinging a heavy noisy big ol' vacuum cleaners!
/RABBLE

[Tyrande]

With everything nerfed pretty soon we'll be fighting with a club for a weapon, a loin cloth for an armor... suit monks, since they don't need any weapons nor armor, eh?

For arcane casters, there will only be two spells: lightning and light the bon fire. No haste, since the wheel hasn't been invented yet.

For divine casters, there will only be witch doctors, where you have to wait a day for a heal, and several days for a raise. Blade Barriers, Implosion, Comet Falls are all considered too mystically advanced and therefore too OP.

By the time its done, all quests are already done or wiped...

[sk3l3t0r]

only if they nerf bagel slotted toasters at the same time...

[smkalinowski]

/not signed

Toasters are awesome!

That's awesome. All I could think about was the lamp saying, "I really thought I'd turned in my warranty that time." There's a line next time a cleric throws you a heal.

[Hendrik]

Nerf toasters, just leave Powdered Toast Man alone!

[MrTops]

You've got the problem the wrong way around!

Surely we need to subsidize toasters and make sure everyone has at least a 6 slice machine.

Obviously, as technology improves, people will have to be given free upgrades.

[Stormraiser]

Put bread on a timer!

[Capt_Ahab]

Toasters are for bad cookers, people who don't understand how to use skillets.

Geez ppl, L2C!!

[FrancisP.Fancypants]

Toast creep. We were all fine back when could only toast two pieces at a time. That's all we needed.

Now people want 8 pieces at once? Mark my words, this time next year there'll be whole oven-sized toasters, and then the bread loaves will come three times the size to accomodate, and the jam in kegs. Disaster will ensue!

[CheeseMilk]

Toasters are just fine the way they are.

If I run mine in a group with my microwave and coffee maker I blow a breaker, so they're already balanced.

[My2Cents]

You've got the problem the wrong way around!

Surely we need to subsidize toasters and make sure everyone has at least a 6 slice machine.

Obviously, as technology improves, people will have to be given free upgrades.

I bet you're one of those people going around complaining that the government should stay out of our toasters...

[Rodasch]

This thread is epic win.