(Beware, flexing my sarcasm muscle).
Open letter to Turbine:
Dear Turbine,
Over the last few years we all have come into the pleasure of your professionalism. And knowing that this game is a monumental, let just say a challenge on epic elite levels I dare to offer the support of this fine community.
My suggestions ...
1) We can test changes for you beforehand so that you can adjust the code and correct the error ... Oh wait, some of us are already doing that, you just don't react to most of it. So let's say the ball is in your court.
2) We can help out with bug reports ingame and postings on the forums. Maybe even post a suggestion that works because there are actually quite smart people out there... See answer to point 1.
3) We can have a constructive discussion with you on the forums ... Ok, both sides suck at this. Scratch that.
4) Maybe the easiest way is to cheer you on. I'd be honest, it is pretty difficult to do so if you are foaming with rage over a bug you stumbled upon which is months old... But we will try really really hard.
5) Last idea from my side ... Bribery!
What will it be?
Money? My brother in law runs this unsuspicious bank on the Cayman Islands ...
Worship? I can fake that, really I can. I played Little Orphane Annie in the 4th grade.
Or maybe swapping bodily fluids? ... Nah.
But seriously, tell us Turbine how can we help out? I am sure we can arrange something.
Just one thing, I won't accept the answer ****Noobs.
Yours truly,
Titus Ovid