Post your 'healer' bio here!

[Jeromio]

On my healbot:

Will heal for bread crumbs!

[Feralthyrtiaq]

"If you didn't build for self-sufficient dps you are either new or stubborn" But ran outta room to add shadow crypt pathing to my bio and it had to go LMAO

Oftimes I am cynical and harsh. This is "By design", "WAI" and a "Feature"

[Mellkor]

Here is mine on my FvS:

Be able to survive a 6 second mass heal timer or die so I can step over your corpse and get the job done. Natural selection. It works.

[bigolbear]

well, my favoured souls (beladora d'lyrander) reads:
"im part of a static group, polite tells will be politely declined, random invites may be accepted at your own risk"
-she realy is part of a static group too, but my mates dont mind me messing with blind inviters to teach them its a bad idea.

And now for my cleric(17 clr/2 mnk/1ftr), this is the guy most of the folks on orien will have seen - designed as a raid healer and support - not dps oreinted mele. Sitting prety(ugly) at 1k hp and 2.5k sp saves in the 40+ range and evasion and a working ac at lvl 25 in correct destiny Im very happy with this character.
I cant check in game at the mo as servers are down but it reads some thing like this:

" I am wrothgar F*ing Bobson, I dont have to heal - positive energy just like to be around me!

Annother darn battle cleric!

If you go zerging off ahead thats fine with me, I'll probably be right next to you. Its the layabouts at the back of the group that have to be worried.

Also... I like warforge.

As I get older I find senitility seems to be kicking in, If you find me running around in my pajamas wrestiling orges then give me a beer and tell me to put my armour on and grab my axe - if im winning I'll just have the beer."

People ask me silly questions like: do i heal or fight? am i a healer or a battle cleric? These are silly questions.
I heal (positive spell power is near maxed - max enh + 18 implement(cloak) + 104 item(helm).
I cast (42 wisdom + 2 to all spell schools - is reliable DC's for epic norm and hard.. and on EE im too busy healing)
I fight (I do about 60 damage a punch, and have a stunning fist DC in the 60's)

After years of practice I can just about do all 3 at once. My preference is to raid heal by standing under the bosses nose, punching and kicking debuffing the boss, using my aura and bursts to make my mana go further and using spells to pile on the damage and kill the trash.

For those clerics who havent read the 'path to enlightenment' I suggest you do. I feel that my cleric is now there, he has reached it. It was a long and arduous path mind you - 5 years of mastering battle cleric playstyle, the biggest issue is still remebering that some of the so called warriors deserve healing despite not being as much use in combat, remembering that there is probably a nice human being behind the mana sponge

[Lonnbeimnech]

'If you run ahead, fall behind, or run behind a wall, you have entered BYOH territory'.

[WruntJunior]

The bio I keep on any character that can cast heals from mana (going to be on my druid too, even though that's more divine caster and MUCH less healer):

Cursed? There's a pot for that.
Topping off your health? There's a pot for that.
Minor stat damage? There's a pot for that.
Poisoned? There's a pot for that.
Blinded? There's a pot for that.
Gimped? There's a heart of wood for that.
Stupid? There's no cure for that.

When Wruntjunior was a FvS/was going to become a FvS again, I also had something in my bio insinuating that people should be worth healing and that I wouldn't bother keeping horrible characters alive (for example, 200 hp characters at level 20), but that's deleted and lost since Wruntjunior has stopped being a FvS.

[DaSawks]

"My blue bar does not augment your red bar."
"If I cannot see, I cannot heal you."
"Do not lead (run away). I will may follow."
"I can carry your soul stone if you insist on making one."
"Mass Cures will be on 'insert name here'. If you are not near 'INH' you get NOTHING."

[Mubjon]

Mine states

I charge 500,000 plat to babysit, my boredom has a price. If you wish to have a Divine that is free.

[Syllph]

Mine states

I charge 500,000 plat to babysit, my boredom has a price. If you wish to have a Divine that is free.

hmm this one is my favorite.

[galei]

Yes im a healing DRUID!

Healing Stupidity: 2 mnemonic's
Carrying your stone: 0 Mnemonic's
Auctioning it off Priceless

For everything else there's hirelings...

[azrael4h]

C is for Cookie. That is good enough for me.

And my standard list of alts.

[BrianTheHun]

Both by healers' bios are:

"I'm a speed king,
you gotta hear me zerging!
I'm a speed king,
see me die!"

+1 for the Deep Purple reference.

My cleric (now a FvS) Born Again Pagan's bio:
Remember the Good Old Days when religion meant imbibing 'holy' drinks and/or other substances, sacrificing elven virgins (when and if you could find one) and dancing around a big fire? I remember, and boy, was that fun. Come back to the Old Ways. Convert, or heal yourself.

[Xionswift_Darkheart]

My Healer's Bio reads as thus.
Divine Oath:
" If one is in need, aid if possible.
One can not aid those who do not wish to aid themselves.
One may be sacrificed, for the good of the whole. "

-Background Story- Because I'm a classic P&P player.

Comedic relief:
" I don't always party with incompetents.
But when I do, I keep a spot in my pack saved for their stone. "
" Stay Healthy, My Friends "
- The Most Interesting Healer In Eberron -

[FuzzyDuck81]

"I can't heal stupid. Instead, I shall /point & /laugh then /dance with your soul stone"

[chance2000]

This is mine a few cleric's not FVS.
One level 20 one Tr back to 13 and one Tr that is on his 3rd class.
Run alone die alone!
Spells and wands have limited range.
I will not chase you to heal you!
If I am defending myself I can't heal you!
If you yell at me I become an HMO Cleric.
Upon further review your request for service has been denied.
I can't heal stupid.

[SirValentine]

Not originated by me, but deserving of mention, from The Great Samulus, author of The Path to Enlightenment (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=202343):

Yes, I am the zerging cleric, come with me if you want to live.

[zzztaniszzz]

i hate to be called a healer i am much more then that so i put this in my BIO





i am not a healer



It is one thing to face a rival with your blade in hand and make a bloody end to all rivalry between you.It is quite another to wage war with coins in the shadows and softly striking words in hidden chambers.The second way can kill just as surely--but no one who follows it is lauded as a hero,or grudgingly granted as brave even by one's enemies.There is something in us all that admires those who stand tall and bold in the bright light of day--even when they pay for this boldness with their lives.

[macadope]

Here stands SDSF, giver and taker of life. When you are praying not to die, it is SDSF that hears your prayers.


Sdsf's first order of business is stop the bleeding...that means killing and cc'ing. Then bandage the wounds.

[Ivan_Milic]

Telling me to change only makes me rebel more.