As a public service...

[phalaeo]

.... I would like to alert you to the imminent possibility of a worldwide Bacon Shortage.

Stock up now, while you still can. You'll thank me in the harsh, dark months looming ahead.

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[Phemt81]

I feel lucky i don't live on Argo

[cdbd3rd]

I have friends who own farms. Anyone wanna buy a piglet now to secure their bacon futures, lmk.


(actually, I've lost contact with those friends, but it was a fun thought.)

[Glenalth]

I'm glad to have 4 new little bacons running around the ranch.

Their older brothers, Pete and Wilbur, were delicious.

[teh_meh]

Canada is ready to step up and assume the burden for any shortages. Our pigs are plump, well hydrated and none of them have been owned by teabaggers.

It is, however, pemeal bacon. Come on, you knew there had to be a catch somewhere.

[Glenalth]

The new bacons...

[badbob117]

Canada is ready to step up and assume the burden for any shortages. Our pigs are plump, well hydrated and none of them have been owned by teabaggers.

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I teabagged all the Quebec pigs.

No friggen hockey, It is our only source of entertainment lately . Sorry The french Piggies have all been tainted by teabagging hoodlums!

[ChemE]

Rest easy. I am a chemical engineer and we are working on a new process for certain trees that will grow bacon.

[toun]

I don't wanna eat no green bacon!

Come to think of it, half orcs.. where do the other halves end up?

[JOTMON]

We can trade bacon for cheese.

Apparently in Canada there is a price discrepancy on cheese(3x more expensive than the US) and it has become worthwhile to smuggle cheese across the boarder from the US.

I can see a Rick Mercer news report now...

[RaidMR]

.... I would like to alert you to the imminent possibility of a worldwide Bacon Shortage.

Stock up now, while you still can. You'll thank me in the harsh, dark months looming ahead.

Link

It begins! The Mayans were right!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! !!11!!!!!1!!!!!

[MsEricka]

it has become worthwhile to smuggle cheese across the border from the US.

Sad isn't it?

Trading bacon for cheese is a good idea. I'll send my MLA a letter demanding that we do this as part of the free trade agreement with the US. It's worth a shot anyways.

[cdbd3rd]

I don't wanna eat no green bacon!

Come to think of it, half orcs.. where do the other halves end up?

Much the same quandary animal-rights activists have with frog legs... Where do the frog torsos go? Do they get little dollies to roll around on, try to return them to some sort of normal life? Problem is, the dollies-for-froggies programs are under-funded.... (R.I.P. George Carlin)


More seriously... the halves-of-orcs that don't wind up in game, usually wind up trying to date our daughters.

[ArloOne]

Peppered Turkey Bacon FTW!

[Nuralanya]

Rest easy. I am a chemical engineer and we are working on a new process for certain trees that will grow bacon.

Are they really going to be Bacon Trees, or will they actually be...



*pause for effect*



HAMBUSHES?!!!


*ba-dump-ching!*

*ahem* I'll get my coat...

[ddo.rsmo.pt]

.... I would like to alert you to the imminent possibility of a worldwide Bacon Shortage.

... I did feel a disturbance in the Force...

[dterror]

No worries here....I prefer turkey bacon

[Talonaise]

We can trade bacon for cheese.

Apparently in Canada there is a price discrepancy on cheese(3x more expensive than the US) and it has become worthwhile to smuggle cheese across the boarder from the US.

I can see a Rick Mercer news report now...

Ok Jot, we are so setting up a deal, I can get ya's cheese ... I always wanted to be a bootlegger! Thus begins my life of organized crime.

[teh_meh]

Ok Jot, we are so setting up a deal, I can get ya's cheese ... I always wanted to be a bootlegger! Thus begins my life of organized crime.

speaking of pork and cheese and other rich foods, is 'talonaise' a form of mayo rendered from the claws of buttery chickens?

[twigzz]

No worries here....I prefer turkey bacon

Yep same here.