A guide to trolling players on Khyber

[Woodmansee]

I have been guilty of this one on my barb, or I just link my health pots.

3) Join a 'BYOH' group. Get into the quest and summon a divine hireling.

If I could change it.

3) Start a BYOH group as a cleric/fvs/wf caster

[Stormraiser]

A) Right after djinns are dropped in Von6, activate manyshot and start shooting the dragon from the base.
B) Set bombs without telling people. Or go around an obstacle and set them.
C) Demand a tank in the group for Elite Korthos quests.

[Coffee]

On Elite Hound, wait until somebody says, "get ready to kill her." Then "accidentally" cast break enchantment instead of haste on the dogs...

Then blame the unguilded wiz and rage/quit the group after wipe/fail to cover your tracks.

[xanadu324]

You forgot "have a character named Coinoperated or Numot." Insta-hate.

[Wraith_Sarevok]

Jump into a VoD pug on your ranger.

Make sure that you're NOT the painter.

Equip your Improved Destruction bow and activate Manyshot when the orthons show up.

[rinnychic]

My face hurts from laughing... This is too funny

[Chaotiq]

Join an heavy xp quest, enter the quest then leave to destroy their re entry bonus, typing in /death also helps. (Make sure they're far into the quest.) For extra marks, make your number of deaths and re entries an astronomically high number, 69 re entries is always good. An extra bonus point if you convince them that a donkey sneak attacked you.

[Stoner81]

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10. Join a group. Find out one of the players is a girl. Hit on her the ENTIRE QUEST, even if she sounds like she's 12. Go into graphic detail about the many things you can do with your tongue and how much you work out. Assume the silence is awe.

I know these are meant to be funny but this one isn't. This could be classed as sexual harassment and nobody (be they male or female) should go through it in any form. I am a male player and I am deeply offended that somebody would even post this to be done to another person.

Stoner81.

[sirgog]

I know these are meant to be funny but this one isn't. This could be classed as sexual harassment and nobody (be they male or female) should go through it in any form. I am a male player and I am deeply offended that somebody would even post this to be done to another person.

Stoner81.

Whilst I agree with you - HOLY THREAD NECRO BATMAN!

Thanks though, was fun to reread this after a year.

[Book_O_Dragons]

Whilst I agree with you - HOLY THREAD NECRO BATMAN!

Thanks though, was fun to reread this after a year.

The truly awesome part is the post he quoted was edited by a mod but not the quote in his post.