Lights... Camera... ACTION!

[Kawai]

So after sitting through the boring Avengers movie with the gang, i got home and got to thinking.... (yea, uh-oh! )
Why can't we have a really good Dungeons and Dragons movie?
I know, there have been a few attempts already, and they were laughable.
I may not be a huge action/adventure movie fan, but i would gladly shell out the time and money for it.

Things i would like to see:

• Wizard/Sorc using thier powers in a major battle. Imagine the fireworks going on there... wow...
• The Hero... a Fighter/Barb/Pally -whatever... the classic boy to man arrival. Feats of strength and courage... (must be a hearthrob!)
• The Arcane Archer (not Legolas either, a grrl, Kicking booty!)
• The Rogue... and i mean really doing his thing. So important. Johnny Depp would be nice here
• The Cleric, ditto... healing and absolutely destroying the undead. (Stooopid Undead! )
• There MUST be a Dungeon... and there MUST be a Dragon!

OMG i would die for this to happen...
The question is... who owns the rights to D&D now? Is there some stumbling block we dont know about that prevents it from being done?
PS: Warner Brothers is connected to DDO... would'nt it be like... logical? -for them to take on this project? ~Just say'n...