+1 for the total over usage of pun pun you caused in this thread!
And the only good pun pun is a kobold
DM: you approach a clearing where you see a kobol-
Fighter: i charge him!
DM: are you sure you want to do th-
Fighter: i charge him i rolled a 20
Party: "YEAH, Natural 20!!"
DM: sorry guy the kobold looks angry you all die!
Party: ..... .... .... "good one Fighter"
Fighter: this DM stinx (walks out)
<party rolls up new toons>
DM: so you approach a clearing, in the clearing you see a gazeebo with--
Party: "run for your lives!!!"