a while back, i participated in a group PvP in the challenge arenas... and there were only 2 people i didn't kill at least once... a WF sorc, and a rogue. i complained about being in the wrong destiny, which i was. the rogue LOLed and promised a rematch.
fast forward several months... the rogue has TRed and leveled back to 22. we head to the private challenge arena for the rematch. i open with Siren's Song... run over and start beating on him. few seconds later... Chord of Reprisals... dead rogue. he says "that was cheap" i agree, but amend it with "if i really wanted to be cheap, i'd do this" and sang a song of capering. i didn't take advantage of my unfair edge, tho, and waited for him to come out swinging.
he paralyzed me with his eMidnight's Greetings... i paralyzed him back with my epic elemental khopesh of water. then the freezing ice proced on him. i bobbed, i weaved, i ran... and with 2 levels of barb and barb sprint boost, i run very fast. he complained that i was relying on procs and running around to win. so i stopped running and broke out my eAGA. the clock ticked down with him running, heal scroll in hand, with me hot on his tail, swinging.
i am a bard. i am a virt, i used to be a warchanter, but i specced out of it. and i do more damage in a single cleave than the above quoted "500 damage from a greater shout" and i don't need to blow my limited spell bar to do it. i can stop everything in the room, and i don't need to blow my spell bar on that either... but its more fun to cleave cleave cleave then count the dead bodies around me.
i am a bard, and i am awesome.