I know these probably never get read by the people for whom they are intended, but I thought I should at least try. Someone had a Crucible LFM up with a '/tell for invite', I'm assuming because of a hireling. They must have dismissed the hireling, sent me an invite, at which point I realized DDO wasn't quite acting right (I had just logged on). While bouncing around trying to figure out what was going on my wife comes upstairs....
Me: Computer is acting a bit funny.
Wife: Oh ya, when you were at the gym I tried to download some music and your computer started acting glitchy.
Me: Isn't that the reason I bought you a laptop for Christmas?
Wife: Why would I want to screw up my new laptop?
Can't argue logic, but apologies to the group, it wasn't intentional.