If you were a turbine Dev...

[RabidKoala]

what would you nerf. This is meant as a game, this is not to be taken seriously. Here is how it goes.






If i was a turbine Dev, i would nerf khopeshes. and so on.

[PNellesen]

If I were a dev, I would nerf the lag

[Captain_Wizbang]

I'd nerf noobs hitting my lfm and lying about knowing the quest!

[Feather_of_Sun]

I'd nerf myself.

[Captain_Wizbang]

I'd nerf myself.

You do realize, that statement is signature worthy?

[JOTMON]

I would load the dice for 30 days against those uber players that come to the Forums and post solo achievements in record times.

[Memnir]

"When the Devs saw the breadth of their nerfing, they wept for there were no more features to diminish."

[sebastianosmith]

"When the Devs saw the breadth of their nerfing, they wept for there were no more features to diminish."

And Saint MajMalphunktion raised the nerf bat up on high, saying, "O Devs, bless this thy bat of nerfing, that with it thou mayst attenuate thine players to ineffective bits, in thy mercy." And the Devs did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats...

[Monkey-Boy]

I would nerf the defensive abilities of arcane and divine casters but in no way would I nerf their offense.

[HarveyMilk]

/signed to Monkey Boy. Except, I'd nerf dots with save for half.

[GermanicusMaximus]

I'd nerf myself.

Does that mean there are going to be no little feathers?

[GermanicusMaximus]

/signed to Monkey Boy. Except, I'd nerf dots with save for half.

I'd nerf melee toons by taking away auto attack and "press left button to swing endlessly". It would be the biggest nerf in the history of the game

[Kinerd]

I wouldn't nerf anything.
And I would fix all the bugs.
And I would make thoughtful, insightful, and witty posts on the forums.
And everyone would love me!
And subscriptions would triple!

The only reason real devs don't do this is because they don't want to. /sulk

[RabidKoala]

I wouldn't nerf anything.
And I would fix all the bugs.
And I would make thoughtful, insightful, and witty posts on the forums.
And everyone would love me!
And subscriptions would triple!

The only reason real devs don't do this is because they don't want to. /sulk

Not much of a nerf in a game you're supposed to nerf stuff in.

[cdbd3rd]

I'd nerf PAX.



+1 Lootz for Gen Con.

[Bekki]

I would nerf the Ability to sit in a Chair!

Oh wait; we still can't sit in a chair...

I thought I had a good one too...

[Falco_Easts]

I'd nerf myself.

You'll go blind

[evilgardengnome]

I would nerf all crossbows by making bolts foam rubber.

[BitkaCK2]

I'ld nerf PvP.



Oh yes I did,
bitkaCK2

[kclark1980]

I would nerf potions so you can only drink one ever min.