Hope ya dont mind if I spoof your scary mimic pic a bit
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Urgol the Registrar says, 'Urgol sad, cry tiny kobold tears! Too tiny to see - but Urgol not let you inside.'
That'll teach the people who join guilds and ransack the chest... and leave 3 seconds later...
A rogue is basically, "Look at me or die."