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    Community Member brettbennett22's Avatar
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    Default Fear and Loathing in DDO

    We were somewhere around the Broken Highway on the edge of the desert when the buffs began to get casted…

    We had two bags of lily petals, seventy-five strings of prayer beads, five sheets of Khyber prayer pamphlets, a salt shaker half full of powdered blood, a whole galaxy of multi-colored cryptmoss, luminescent dusts, spore pods, swamp pearls....Also a quart of heavy water, a quart of contagion, a case of amber vials, a pint of raw woodblossom nectar and two dozen dragonshards. Not that we needed all that for the adventure, but once you get locked into a serious collectables collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the woodblossom nectar. There is nothing in Eberron more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an adventurer in the depths of an nectar binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next rest shrine.

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    Excellent!

    Where's my fly swatter?
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    Grease is an extremely valuable party buff.

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    Talking Nice!

    We can't stop here, this is bat country!
    ~~~~{Rampant Altoholic based in Cannith and multiplying...}~~~~

    ~~~~{Former UI skin author of Cosmos, currently waiting for a new art asset release}~~~~

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    There's some sort of big machine in the sky, some kind of electric snake. It's coming right for us.

    Shoot it!

    Not yet, I want to study it's habits.
    (Perma) - Khyber - Official Helpers Guild Noob
    Quote Originally Posted by Eladrin View Post
    Grease is an extremely valuable party buff.

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    "Strange memories on this nervous night in Eberron. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. "

    You poor fools! Wait till you see those goddamn bats!
    Born to play, Forced to work !

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    Did they pay you to *bleep* that bugbear?
    When you stand out in the rain, you get wet.

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    Down in the valley you could see strange mists creeping higher up the mountain. This night is dark indeed.
    Matt Walsh:
    But Truth is eternal, so it can never be old or new. It never ‘was’ or ‘will be.’ It just ‘is.’ It always ‘is.’

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    Quick, like a bunny.
    Unarmed monk guide with builds|The Arcane Warrior: wiz/fighter hybrids|White Feather Sniper: CC/dps focused deepwood stalker|The Divine Cuisinart: divine crusader tempest|The Count of Monte Cristo: swashbuckler|Hassan's Assassin: dex assassin|Dubbell O'Seven: WF artificer|Santa's Little Slayer: dragonmarked elf centered kensai

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    You couldn't invent someone like Zawabi. He was a... he was one of a kind. He was a mutant. A real heavyweight water buffalo type... who could chew his way through a concrete wall and spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk and look good in doing it.

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