Hate to be the Kobold in the party but..
Ungood, can you go back and edit the Original Post to what's on your mind now? Or link to it, or something?. Seems like around post #30 there was a workable idea..
Meanwhile, this is post #81, and people are still replying to post #1 only.
Not that there isn't a certain charm in being 15 minutes, and 8 topic's behind the conversation at the dinner table..
But Lordy me people, At least attempt to keep up 'eh?