You know you are a Sarlona resident when....

[redoubt]

...you were glad voicechat was in your headset because your wife just wouldn't understand why the harpers talk like that in the shroud (or all the time for that matter) but you find it hilarious.

... you're healer went afk to let his dog out, came bag talking about shooting a crow with his bb gun and then fell asleep at the keyboard... more than once...

[Havok.cry]

When you hear an englishman, late at night, trying to translate pirates of penzanse into chinese for his fellow puggers.

[Terribabe]

Wow I clearly need to hang out more. I am a Sarlona Resident of 2 years and havent heard of any of this Well except for the guo ren....
I think I will just go and crawl back into my lil hole of nothingness


Also I have to add one. This has happened to me twice...(within the past 2 weeks)
When...french players ask how to download the French version of DDO...

[baylensman]

While waiting for raid party to fill, you hear over hot mike one of your party members and the significant other going at it. (more than once)

Playing drinking games while on epic raids is normal.

You've been guilded with the same players for over three years yet have been in 4 different guilds.

You log on to DDO just to check your standings in Fantasy football leagues.

You keep a Chinese phrase book next to your key board.

You've had Kargon call you a silly wind up toy more than once, even though you and he are the only two left standing at the end of a quest.

[BrianTheHun]

Kargon sends you hate mail wishing you a "horrimable, horrimable death" because you accidentally sent him smoked ham instead of tasty ham.

[vyvy3369]

...when people stubbornly insist that their misinformation is correct. Latest case: joined an IP wiz king PUG, and one of them insisted that we not finish because then we wouldn't get the optional XP from the other towers.

...when you've been in a guild with Keensly for 6+ years, and he still won't tell you any personal information. Now he won't even comment on what the weather's like in his area :P

Edit: ...when you can safely blame Keensly for everything that goes wrong, and at least half of the group will back you up on it.

[mudfud]

...when people stubbornly insist that their misinformation is correct. Latest case: joined an IP wiz king PUG, and one of them insisted that we not finish because then we wouldn't get the optional XP from the other towers.

...when you've been in a guild with Keensly for 6+ years, and he still won't tell you any personal information. Now he won't even comment on what the weather's like in his area :P

Edit: ...when you can safely blame Keensly for everything that goes wrong, and at least half of the group will back you up on it.

It's been a long known fact Keensly is part of the witness protection program. He can't give that information away for fear he might be relocated once again