You know you are a Sarlona resident when....

[KanedaEX]

...when you tr just to get ride of the shame of playing a first lifer into a mob of poly trs.

[Guenalicious]

[QUOTE=cyghost;4304190]You know what DTF means.




gave you a +1 for this ;-)

[Juggle]

You know you're a Sarlonian when...

1. youknowwhohopedeathgunis

2. The most important part in VOD pugs is designating who is going to paint the orthons.

3. When a vet player gets rejected from a noob ev6 lfm on his bard, gets mad, joins on his other bard, and at the entrance of v6, gives a /salute to the group and jumps off the edge...featherfalling off! (hypothetically ofc )

4. OMG GUYZ, YOU'RE ALL SPLIT UP ON PORTALS!

[Quetzacoala]

Been playing on Sarlona for forever and I really want to know...

Just what does "Guo ren" mean?!?

[CheeseMilk]

Been playing on Sarlona for forever and I really want to know...

Just what does "Guo ren" mean?!?

Don't know the exact translation, but I take it to mean "Chinese Speaking."

[quantamech]

Don't know the exact translation, but I take it to mean "Chinese Speaking."

you got it, this word means "Chinese" or "Chinese speaking", it appears when the leader has some difficulty in English communication.

[Allorian]

Ya know you are on Sarlona when: You nicely tell some Arty ya don't know you don't need him in your EV6 after he insults you when trying to join, he gives you 2-3 mins of grief tells, then you squelch him. A few mins later an anononymous Bard hits your LFM, you let him in to see who he is (always user a Bard), after you do a my DDO you find out he's the guy you just squelched and you ask him nicely to leave as you realize he came back to sabotage the run. The whole party has to recall out to drop him becasue he refuses to leave group and argues the whole time. A week or so later you see he goes on the forums to say how he is trying to make Sarlona better....anyway you guys get the idea! Ya just gotta laugh and go yep, thats Sarlona....!!

[flech]

When you decline an arti because "we already have an arti in the party".

Sarlona's ev6's for teh lulz.

[Culver.Civello]

LMAO. XD

This thread... /tearsoflaughter

I have a lot of these under my belt. Still need more.

[LadyAerys]

You try to join a pug elite Cry in the Dark, and are declined, to watch the group of 5 WF (2 wizards, 1 arty, 2melee) put up for hjeals only.

[Miow]

Your a sarlonian when,

A certain person makes several bards to buff himself and the party just so he can farm epic tokens in EDA. Seriously how many bards can a guy have?!

"Know it" actually means i don't know what I'm doing but i want to seem like it so someone can come and do the quest that knows what they are doing because i don't.

[gserlenga]

You sincerely miss Sergod.

[Ilindith]

When you log on Sarlona.

[Thrann]

When 99% of the server cant play a barb....

[Chai]

When PVP consists of less than 20 seconds of battle, and more than 30 minutes of trash talking about how the other person has to use cheap tactics to win, and the conversation absolutely must be had in general chat

[Zyerz]

Tempest spine.... SHARE PLZ!

Don't even get me started with the sheer laziness of people. Running Trial by Fire or any of the walkup quests out there. "Share the quest please" (Facepalm)

[Sarisa]

Don't even get me started with the sheer laziness of people. Running Trial by Fire or any of the walkup quests out there. "Share the quest please" (Facepalm)

I had someone in my daily "eClaw - come loot" run today pull the "share plz". Multiple times, because he must never have turned it in previously. I was so tempted to boot but he was already in the Fens wilderness.

[totabc]

When 99% of the server cant play a barb....

[sda3]

It is sad when you have been away so long that only a few of those make sense......

[slarden]

lfm for harbor quests on normal: "Need tank - know the quest!"