Fun thread.
I have meleed some on my current wizard. He runs out of sp fairly fast if I just nuke/instakill everything in sight. So +4 attack goggles on, M-touch the weapon and bashbashbash with aura healing me (and damaging opponents). Works fabously, albeit a little slow. If only I could get a torc so I could get some more SP back that way.
Anyway, I'm not sure why anyone would be missing so much, even on elite, with a max str barb. My barb did miss sometimes in the early levels, but very rarely. Korthos set, +4 goggles and shippies make for very high to hit.