Ask the Festivult Jester: Submissions!

[Rinnaldo]

You mentioned extraplanar travel keeping you fit. Are you running from demons on those other planes? Don't they like cookies there? Or, is that the problem?

[gloopygloop]

I just submitted a question to the kindly Festivult Jester. I'll post it here, too, in case Cordovan has an answer that he can give us.

"Dear Jester,

Cordovan said that you will be giving away several 500 point Turbine Point codes to good boys and girls and toasters that ask interesting questions on the Festivult Jester's blog. Are we allowed to trade those Turbine Points (which are considered an in-game currency according to the Terms of Service agreement) to other players in exchange for in-game goods and services? For example, are we allowed to give those Turbine Points to another player for Large Devil Scales or Flawless Red Dragon Scales, or would that be considered a violation of the ToS/CoC?

Thank you for reading my question."

[ericrd]

Dear jester
can you make a cookie that grants a +20 skill bonus to humour

[Farayon]

Your cookieness,

far be it from me to question your altruistic motives, but what exactly - oh great donator of cookies and gifts - do you actually use all these wondrous coins made from copper, silver and gold that coincidentally appear on the corpses of our dead foes only while you reside on our unworthy plane for?

And, if you forgive my asking, will you ever have enough of said coins to ever put an end to your most welcome exploits on Eberron or can we hope to enjoy your awe inspiring presence for the next years to come?

best regards,
your most loyal servant and admirer

[cdbd3rd]

Dear Uncle Jestivault,

How shoild i eat my cookies for the best effect.
[*]Split it, lick it, dunk it, eat it?

type, type, type.... <backspace, <backspace, <backspace....
type, type, type.... erm, no. *highlight, delete*

*ponder*


Type, typ.... Oh, no way.


*Makes saving throw.*


So many ways to go with this one.

[Cordovan]

For anyone looking for a direct link to the Festivult Jester's my.ddo page, here it is:

http://my.ddo.com/festivult_jester/

I got the impression from the first post that he'll only be giving points to people who post questions directly on the blog page.

No, we'll be picking random winners from this thread, not the Jester's blog.

[Aelonwy]

I don't know how much the festivult jester is involved with the Risian Ice Games, but they are often here together so...
When might we get some additions to the ice game recipes that add to armor/docents? Recipes like lesser cold resistance that upgrades to cold resistance that upgrades to improved cold res etc, or minor ice guard that upgrades to lesser ice guard, to ice guard, etc. After so many ice games with no further additions, its getting uhm abit stale.

Also I think its amazing how you can appear in several areas of the city at once, is that some version of the Mirror Image spell? do you have a spare scroll copy?

Thanks for hearing me out.

[stainer]

Dear Jester,

1) How do you get to be in so many locations at once? Are you using a game bug to replicate yourself? I think they frown on that behavior.

2) Why do I run Shroud better when I am under the influence of Festivult Nog?

Your friend,

stainer

[somenewnoob]

Jester, can you give us taps and relics so we don't have to farm for items to upgrade items we already farmed for?

[Diyon]

1. How do you decided which cookies to give people?

2. Can we maybe get a cookie jar for tokens?

[Elegorne]

i ate a xoriat and a thelanis cookie together blacked out and woke up 12 hrs later married to a fiendish troll and had a tatto of chester on my butt,is that wai?

You now owe me a keyboard...and possibly a monitor, too

[Vordax]

What are the exact odds of getting a +4 tome from a Gold, Silver or Copper coin?

Vordax

[ericrd]

what is the min # of bees are in a xyzzy cookie? is there bee counters?

[GauArrowny]

Will we be able to use cookies out of the box aka jar anytime soon?

[Zess-wolf]

1)Is it true that you use dwarfs to make cookies?

2)If not...why not?


Cheers

[xTethx]

Dear Jester:

When are there going to be bacon flavored cookies this year? I'd really like to get my pork fix in your tasty delights.

[Cade_Wells]

Dear Jester:

Are the rumers true that all the cookies have been generated from the lag that people have been experiencing?

Thanks

[In_Like_Flynn]

You look good. Have you been working out?

[Cleanincubus]

Dear Jester,

What makes Stormreach so meteorologically & culturally different from other places, that it has two winters a year, yet holidays other than Festivult & the Risia Ice Games, aren't repeated in the aforementioned year? Or is it that other events only occur once every two years, where Festivult & the Risia Ice Games occur every year?

[Cetus]

Dear Jester,

Do you have a cookie that can make the completionist feat free? If so, which arm do you want- the right or the left?

Thank you.