Ask the Festivult Jester: Submissions!

[luvirini]

Since all his posts are multicolored, why does the jester not have some forum color code that is exclusive to the jester posts only?

[ericrd]

where in ebberon are these festivault items manufactured and are thier tours?

[arjiwan]

1. Do any of your treats come in low fat, low calorie, or low carb options?

2. What should I get my sweetie for Festivult when she has everything a raging Half Orc Barbarian could want?

3. Who should I call if I experience an adverse reaction to any of your treats?

3. Which treat is your favorite?

1, 2, 3, 3....

*Twitch*

[ericrd]

Dear Mr festivault jester
are u my daddy ?

[Galeria]

Dear Festivult Jester-

Do you have a magic castle in Risia?

What's in the keg and will you share?

[katz]

Dear Mr. Jester,

Thank you very much for the cookies and cakes you have already given me. The Shavarath cakes and White Abishai cookies proved invaluable in a nearly failed attempt to "Tame the Flames" recently in House Kundarak. I've been a good girl busily collecting more coins for you. However, I have to ask... why do you perch so high? I misplaced my feather falling item between lives and the height makes me dreadfully dizzy . Also, what exactly IS in that cask you always have beside you? Can I have some? Maybe it will calm my nerves as I stand beside you waaaay up there with every breeze threatening to knock me down.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,
Katzklaw

[darksol23]

Where's the milk to go with all these cookies?

Why are your posts in the forums all rainbow colored, but in game you talk in normal plain boring text?

[darksol23]

What's in the keg and will you share?

Obviously gummyberry juice, only way a fat guy can make it up the **** floating rocks.

[Dawnsfire]

1) What past experience did you have that helped the Coin Lords choose you out of all the other applicants?

2) Is there a committee or do you alone choose which new cookies make the cut each year?

[Hellllboy]

Dear Mr Festivult Jester

1) Where can I get a pair of those shades for my character?

2) Is there a listing of all available cookies and the changes on effects from last year?

[dragons1ayer74]

1. Is there any way we can get a festive docent, like antlers and a glowing red nose for our arti dogs?

2. Is there any chance you would let us turn in all off our coins at once?

[Stanley_Nicholas]

What type of flesh are your cookies and cakes made of?

Could you please tell us your Festivult story of the history of the Festival Twig?

[le_goat]

Dear Jester,
Whats in the barrel behind you?

[pSINNa]

Are there any new items of special note in your endless sack of presents this year?

[Dexol]

Dear Uncle Jestivault,

How shoild i eat my cookies for the best effect.

1. All in one?
2. Split it, lick it, dunk it, eat it?

[BruceTheHoon]

Dear Jester,

if You were a cookie, what flavour would You be and what would be Your superpower.

Sincerely,
BruceTheHoon

[ericrd]

i ate a xoriat and a thelanis cookie together blacked out and woke up 12 hrs later married to a fiendish troll and had a tatto of chester on my butt,is that wai?

[gloopygloop]

For anyone looking for a direct link to the Festivult Jester's my.ddo page, here it is:

http://my.ddo.com/festivult_jester/

I got the impression from the first post that he'll only be giving points to people who post questions directly on the blog page.

[Zzevel]

What is the probability of getting each item in the loot list for coin turn ins?

[Thebeest]

Dear Mr. Festivult Jester,

After enjoying the fruits of your labor I do have a few questions about your concoctions.

Do the cookies and cakes work better for artificers like wands, clickies, and scrolls do?

What are the chances of one receiving a special gift via copper, silver, gold turn ins?

Thanks,