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  1. 12-01-2011, 04:53 PM #21
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    You people have it all wrong.......Chuck Norris only has 1 lvl.......and its badass......
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  2. 12-01-2011, 05:28 PM #22
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    Chuck Norris would be the DM because he roundhouse kicked the DM and took all his stuff.
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  3. 12-02-2011, 02:38 PM #23
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    Default Ugh...

    Just because I really really feel the need to...

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  4. 12-04-2011, 02:26 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by redspecter23 View Post
    If Chuck Norris played DDO, he'd be a shroud blade. Heat seeking, ***kicking, indestructible, whirling implement of destruction.

    chuck norris use the blades from shroud to clean his teeth.

    he also have his own metalic DR that even metalline cant pass and its called ChuAdaNorris

    Sharp sword, short temper, any questions?
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  5. 12-04-2011, 02:48 PM #25
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    Too bad he plays WOW....
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  6. 12-14-2011, 06:07 PM #26
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    Chuck Norris is so badass that Lord of Blades gets a cleric hireling when Chuck Norris does the raid!
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  7. 12-14-2011, 10:26 PM #27
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    Chuck Norris is level 20 in every class... on one character.
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  8. 12-14-2011, 11:09 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lence View Post
    Just because I really really feel the need to...

    Um. Bruce Lee is dead.

    Chuck Norris is not.

    I think Chuck can take him. :P
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  9. 12-15-2011, 03:23 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lence View Post
    Just because I really really feel the need to...

    this was the most expensive computer trick ever made
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  10. 12-15-2011, 03:48 AM #30
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    Chuck Norris is laughable...

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  11. 12-15-2011, 07:16 PM #31
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    Pffttt. If Chuck Norris was really that good he would come to my work and mash my face against the keybydgo;ksdh['oighwr[iogGNNAERNGAE
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  12. 12-15-2011, 09:21 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by djsonar919 View Post
    Chuck Norris's build starts with numbers so incomprehensible that it crashes the game if he wants it. However, he has the ability to be his own class, Chuck Norris, that allows him to dual weild two Epic Lord of Blades, wear the DQ in his belt slot (complete with kncokdown effect), He wears all the members of the Abashi Voltron, he uses the Peacemaker as rune Arm that fires blasts of Epic SOSs even when it's not charged, and he wears each WF titan in MA as shoes. (Chuck Norris gets an extra shoe slot.) The Chuck Norris Aura instantly gives the enemy Bees if it saves from it's constant implosion effect. But it also, casts Mass Heal on every party member 40000 times a second. The Chuck Norris class also has a special class ability that makes him immune to lag, and has a save against the blades in the Shroud. But Chick Norris always makes his saves because he rolls nothing but 20's.
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  13. 12-17-2011, 02:45 AM #33
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    Default Gonna be a smart ass here...

    Actually I would believe it would be a lvl 1 commoner with about 9-10 in all stats.
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  14. 12-19-2011, 05:47 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lence View Post
    Just because I really really feel the need to...

    Just wanted to point out....
    Chuck Norris was a professional fighter
    Bruce Li was an actor, innovator, teacher.

    Bruce Li beat up Chuck Norris in a movie.... but knowing Chuck could actually TAKE a punch, I'd give him the edge.
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