Countess Moravelle's Amazing Elixir

[GrinDrake]

Lords, Ladies, and Warforged!

Do you sigh with envy whenever a fellow party member pulls the Legendary Victory tokens out of the chests?
Does listening to the halfing gloat over the massive amount of Renown he's getting due to some Snakeoil he found at the Store?

Well, stew no longer for Countess Moravelle has had her alchemists brew up an amazing Elixir that shall solve your problems.
These fabulous (and powerful) tonics shall make you the hero of your guild (and possibly detested by others) and come in three flavours.

Lesser Vampiric Guild Renown Elixir - this allows you to siphon off 2% of any guild renown earned by other members in your party towards your own guild. Lasts for 3 hours (or until you are stuffed with garlic).

Vampiric Guild Renown Elixir - this allows you to siphon off 3% of any guild renown earned by other members in your party towards your own guild. Lasts for 3 hours (or until someone drives a stake in your heart).

Supreme Vampiric Guild Renown Elixir - this allows you to siphon off 5% of any guild renown earned by other members in your party towards your own guild. Lasts for 3 hours (or until you are stuffed with garlic, beheaded with silver and staked in the heart.)

These amazing Elixirs could be available for only a limited time (as until sunrise or only during the darkest days of the year).

Could be very entertaining.

primes the jet-boost on his boots in preparation of a much needed hasty escape

[aberent]

*Garlic and Stakes sold seperately.