Cannith Lag is ......

...... Going for more coffee and coming back dead
...... Jumping in lava and loling till dead
...... Dieing because you had your haggle hat on and no fort
...... Having no deathblock item and being fingered
...... Being on shotted by disintegrate
...... Running into a trap, and while typing "lol" you die because your sill in the kill zone
...... Zerging ahead, drawing too much agro and dieing
...... Your dead because you ran out of heal scrolls / pots/ wands
...... Spilling beer on your keyboard and going afk to clean it up
...... Slaying killer bees with your shoes (and breaking a window )
...... Posting on the forums quick and come back to you being dead.
...... Your wife coming home and "distracting" you
...... Just piking in general because you can
.......Winging off the edge in ADQ2 and falling into lava (Favored Soul Only)

I'm sure there are other sources of lag, as it has been said, "lag is complicated"


(just some levity here, it was posted for fun and lol's)