How to make a half-orc attractive

[brian14]

Granted [see my sig line], but this is the closest yet I had seen to an attractive female half-orc:

[Vellrad]

I'm dwarf, so I just have to get into FPS mode, and all 1/2 orcs females are suddenly very attractive

[oradafu]

Drink more ale. That's how Half-Orcs were made in the first place.

[FranOhmsford]

Remind me... Which one's the H-Orc?





Both are my characters btw

[Aurora1979]

.... stick a bag over their head.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

mention your kill count and /flex.....that's usually enough to make most players attracted to them.

[thwart]

Drink more ale. That's how Half-Orcs were made in the first place.

You need +5 beer goggles to make this work though.

[dunklezhan]

...cover him in tar and make him run through a money factory?

[FeralKittie]

What can I say? Guess I'm girly enough to spend nearly as much time on the character creation screen as I do in the character planner, lol! Thanks

I like to think of her look as somewhere in between heavy metal and glam rock.

Must admit, though, this one taxed my patience to come up with something that wasn't so disturbing to look at that I wouldn't bring myself to play her:


Elves look fine. Humans look fine. Why is it so hard to come up with a Half-Elf that doesn't look inbred? How the heck could Half-Elves be inbred anyway?!

[Book_O_Dragons]

Must admit, though, this one taxed my patience to come up with something that wasn't so disturbing to look at that I wouldn't bring myself to play her:


Elves look fine. Humans look fine. Why is it so hard to come up with a Half-Elf that doesn't look inbred? How the heck could Half-Elves be inbred anyway?!

In Eberron Half-Orcs and Half-Elves are enough of their own race to have their own racial Dragonmarks. In fact a only small percentage of Half-Elves come from Elven and Human parents. Half-Orcs come much more often from "Traditional" parentage but in House Tharask they are often born to two Half-Orc parents.

/Lore

Really the Devs just did a poor job there.

[sebastianosmith]

Drink more ale. That's how Half-Orcs were made in the first place.

[FeralKittie]

In Eberron Half-Orcs and Half-Elves are enough of their own race to have their own racial Dragonmarks. In fact a only small percentage of Half-Elves come from Elven and Human parents. Half-Orcs come much more often from "Traditional" parentage but in House Tharask they are often born to two Half-Orc parents.

/Lore

Really the Devs just did a poor job there.

Aha! So it is possible to have inbred Half-Elves!

Thanks for the lore tidbit.

Yeah, I don't mean to bash the artists. The human brain is the most sensitive facial recognition software there is, we're really good at picking up when something is not quite right which makes the artists' job harder. The Half-Elf models give me the impression, though, that they might have been rushed, or perhaps going for that "youthful" look made their features too clean and alien. Ah well, at least we have /showgoggles on now.