Just for kicks

[corpman]

are they up yet ?

[Aurora1979]

DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!one!

Tis the end I tell you.... infact.... I bet turbine arent even coming back.

They all got their p45's and went home on friday for the last time.

Today at 6am the hamsters hung up their sneakers and went home too....... they are just waiting to see how long we all stay here in the dark....waiting....

[corpman]

i miss the threads during the down times when the servers were down hours and hours after the predicted time and everyone was gonna quit playing.

[Purgatorii]

As a representative for Turbin Entertaynmint (the Kazakhstan equivalent to Turbine) I assure you that everything is on track and Update 3 will be available to you all soon.

[zeonardo]

Kobolds!
Kobolds, I tell ya!
They have taken on the Turbo's office!

All devs are enslaved!

Remember the "forum issue"?
Kobolds are tracking us down!
They will get to our homes! They are coming for revenge!!
They STILL HATE US!!

Run!! Run for your liveeeess!!


DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!ONE!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!1ELEVEN!

[Yunico]

Negotiations with the Hamster Union are going into the next round - I'm sure their demands will be reasonable.

[Purgatorii]

All devs are enslaved!

Turbine's legal team has taken rigorous efforts to make sure that their employment policies and practices fall just outside the technical definition of slavery. They prefer that you compare their operation to indentured servitude or an unlawful debtors' prison.

[zeonardo]

Turbine's legal team has taken rigorous efforts to make sure that their employment policies and practices fall just outside the technical definition of slavery. They prefer that you compare their operation to indentured servitude or an unlawful debtors' prison.

Now explain that to a Kobold!
One full of hathred!

[Yunico]

Now explain that to a Kobold!
One full of hathred!

I got shinies for you! If you work harder than any of your fellow Kobolds, you get more shinies then them!

[corpman]

wait are we doomed now that it has been a half hour later than planned, oh no real life may have to happen for a little bit before i can get back to the imaginary game world.

[Purgatorii]

UPDATE: The maintenance has been extended to 11:00 AM Eastern (-4 GMT). Thanks for your patience!