1. To avoid cleaning your bathroom.
Yuck
2. To avoid ending up in a bar and drinking yourself into a stupor.
I don't drink.
3. To avoid what happens after #2.
I don't drink
4. To **** off your wife.
No wife, no girlfriend.
5. So you can come to the DDo fourms and complain about bugs/nerfs/slippery slopes/VIP/Free/handwraps/rogues/rangers/over powered/under powered.
I only complain about bad players.
6. So can can go in game and radomly insult every Canadian you can find.
Just Canadians? Nah, I hate everyone equally!
Just a few.. There are lots more