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1. To avoid cleaning your bathroom. Yuck

2. To avoid ending up in a bar and drinking yourself into a stupor. I don't drink.

3. To avoid what happens after #2. I don't drink

4. To **** off your wife. No wife, no girlfriend.

5. So you can come to the DDo fourms and complain about bugs/nerfs/slippery slopes/VIP/Free/handwraps/rogues/rangers/over powered/under powered. I only complain about bad players.

6. So can can go in game and radomly insult every Canadian you can find. Just Canadians? Nah, I hate everyone equally!

Just a few.. There are lots more
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